TheBaronOfFratton

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#5281

So, I saw this competition on Seafolly's site - to coincide with Behati's new campaign with them:

I was thinking of entering, but I'm not entirely sure my answers will be quite the thing they are looking for... I mean: what would I pack? And who else to bring? confused023.gif Such decisions...

What do you reckon my chances of winning are?

Some things are best left to the imagination

No doubt your entry would get noticed though.. for better or worse <_<

I love that photo of Behati though - mark that down in the 'what SI should look like' book

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#5282

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#5283

^I think, if I should have a "familiar", that would be it! cigar.gif

Some things are best left to the imagination

No doubt your entry would get noticed though.. for better or worse <_<

I love that photo of Behati though - mark that down in the 'what SI should look like' book

^It's distinctive. I can only hope the campaign lives up to the promise of the two shots released so far... crossed_fingers.gif

Yeah, I figured my entry would just land on the 'KEEP AN EYE ON' tray!

Is it me or does Seafolly make all their models look a bit like Wax sculptures?

^Actually I've always liked their aesthetic. Of course, it always helps if you use Marloes(!), but then I'd never really considered Sarah Stephens until I saw her for Seafolly. Quite the opposite of waxwork funnily enough, as I thought she was a bit like that before - stiff and sallow - but then I took a different attitude toward her.

And Behati doesn't look anything less than perfect in that shot anyway. 1062-wine.gif

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#5284

My mental image of Layla is something like this:

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She's said that she's not like that, but I dunno, my imagination is limited

^Actually I've always liked their aesthetic. Of course, it always helps if you use Marloes(!), but then I'd never really considered Sarah Stephens until I saw her for Seafolly. Quite the opposite of waxwork funnily enough, as I thought she was a bit like that before - stiff and sallow - but then I took a different attitude toward her.

And Behati doesn't look anything less than perfect in that shot anyway. 1062-wine.gif

I'm about 70: 30 w/ Seafolly (net positive). It's unique, but it makes the women look a little 'inhuman', LOL.

Here are Marloes' Seafolly pics (probably my favorite Seafolly):

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#5285

^Those are nice, but those indoor ones were my least favourite from that campaign. The beach ones were all stunning

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And as Baron said, Sarah's shots were just as wonderful

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#5286

I'm surprised he wasn't able to control himself but then again, maybe being courtside makes a difference .

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#5287

Ah, I remember those. I liked this one too:

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^Those are nice, but those indoor ones were my least favourite from that campaign. The beach ones were all stunning

And as Baron said, Sarah's shots were just as wonderful

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#5288

Zazoe

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#5289

^Those are nice, but those indoor ones were my least favourite from that campaign. The beach ones were all stunning

^The videos are well worth mentioning too... faint_X6CR9G.gif

The new campaign has a different photographer too (David Gubert) and appears to have been shot at a motel swimming pool. It's an interesting change of style - but I still have to wait another bloody month to see it all.

I'm surprised he wasn't able to control himself but then again, maybe being courtside makes a difference .

^Who could possibly look elsewhere when you have Victoria Beckham alongside you?! <_<

It's a weird thing, cheerleading, to me anyway. Not being from the US, my only real knowledge of cheerleaders is as a 'fetish' costume or pornography (which, I guess, amounts to the same thing!). As a teenage boy they must have proven incredibly distracting to you, by just walking around the school in those tiny outfits? Or is that porn again?!

Either way, all that jigging about seems an odd distraction to a sporting event. Don't get me wrong, I'm up for watching it - just not at the same time as a football match...

Zazoe

^Oh my... Hello! i116135776_47568_6.gif

And where has Zazoe (and what a wonderful name) suddenly come from?

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#5290

I love this picture of Arizona Muse! :

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#5291

I've been following her on tfs for a long while but she never has any updates, until today!

http://forums.thefas...out-109191.html

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#5292

I love this picture of Arizona Muse! :

^Arizona has always kind of given me the willies! hiding.gif

I think I find her smile a little creepy..?

I've been following her on tfs for a long while but she never has any updates, until today!

^Well she's utterly adorable. And with recent developments elsewhere, maybe I need to change my username to ILUVZazoevanLieshout?

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#5293

Really? I think her smile is ok

I like Arizona a lot better with long hair. I'm not a fan of her short hairstyles.

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#5294

^Well I'm up for new model experiences now. Behati's thread is already becoming untenable. I don't think I can cope...

And it's Alison Lohman - that's who Zazoe's been reminding me of:

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#5295

You seem to like high cheekbones, right? Mixed Asian/European?

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#5296

I love this picture of Arizona Muse! :

^Arizona has always kind of given me the willies! hiding.gif

I think I find her smile a little creepy..?

I've been following her on tfs for a long while but she never has any updates, until today!

^Well she's utterly adorable. And with recent developments elsewhere, maybe I need to change my username to ILUVZazoevanLieshout?

Look at you already posting in her thread!

I finally found a girl that Baron likes!

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#5297

You seem to like high cheekbones, right? Mixed Asian/European?

^Now that you mention it, yes, I guess there is some correlation there!

My signature translates as such too, actually... I hadn't really thought it through much before though.

Look at you already posting in her thread!

I finally found a girl that Baron likes!

^I suppose when I fall I fall hard!!!

Of course I shall be posting there now - I can't believe this is the first time we've had parallel interests though?

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#5298

Hey Baron, just came across this pic below and I couldn't help but think how useful this might be for u at times

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#5299

I just finished watching the last episode and suffice to say I don't remember breathing at all during the last hour. I'll go no further in case you haven't seen it yet.

^I'm rather sillily (or endearingly, if you will? ) holding them back. I've enjoyed it so much that I don't really want it to end. As is, I'm waiting for everything to be perfect for my finale viewing experience. Been rather busy this week (plus it's hot) and so it hasn't been optimum conditions.

I miss the show already. Luckily, I'm reliably informed that a second series is in the works. Not sure if they'll work the actual bridge into the story again - I suppose all they really need is to engineer a way for the Swedish and Danish police forces to work together and we'll be cooking with gas.

^Well I'm up for new model experiences now. Behati's thread is already becoming untenable. I don't think I can cope...

Nothing seems to mess up a once-glorious thread quicker than the 'dating a famous pillock' effect. You have my sympathies, Baron!

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#5300

Hey Baron, just came across this pic below and I couldn't help but think how useful this might be for u at times

^All times!

God, I just had another one here over the weekend too (on the 'Official VS' thread). I'm beginning to wonder why I write anything at all when people are incapable of reading it.

Thank you. Do you think we can shrink it and put it on a "placard" (like my LAME emoticon) that can be used for such occasions?!

I miss the show already. Luckily, I'm reliably informed that a second series is in the works. Not sure if they'll work the actual bridge into the story again - I suppose all they really need is to engineer a way for the Swedish and Danish police forces to work together and we'll be cooking with gas.

^Good. I was hoping that would be the case. I clocked that that "Frida" was trouble pretty early on, how about you? Reckon he was probably blackrain too! 38573061.gif

No, The Bridge probably won't be a relevant title now - kind of like how Die Hard was called (translated) The Crystal Jungle in Argentina, making the sequel titles a little screwy!

Still, not as bad as the First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Part Two, and then Rambo Three headfuck!!!

Nothing seems to mess up a once-glorious thread quicker than the 'dating a famous pillock' effect. You have my sympathies, Baron!

^Worse still is I keep seeing Levine's 'punchably' smug face every time I go to get new stuff now. :yuckky: It's making my heart very very sad...
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