Masturbation makes you ugly!

I can't believe you're really willing to get into pissing contests with me when the urinals are all virtual. I guess what I'm saying is thanks, you don't disappoint

Too many metaphores home slice... What are you getting at? I'm not being too much of an asshole am I?

oh, I don't care about that... I just like how you always respond to my taunts. it's very alpha-male of you

Eh, you're very observant. What can I say? I don't take shit from people, and if it's kidding around I kid back.

I'm heading toward the kidding around record at this point

I've pretty much always been there. You know when it was a little tense...

hey Lazy.. congrats on being over 1000 just from posting at work

ahahaha! I just noticed...awesome.

<------ slacker

took him this long to get to 1000? lazy bastid...

I noticed 65 posts too late. ... Make a milestone thread so that I can pip in it, pls ... ohhhh yeah. Wanna hit 4000!!

if masturbation makes you ugly, does mutual masturbation make you twice as ugly?

would a circle jerk just whack you with the ugly stick right on the spot?

I don't know if I like the sound of "a little empty in the balls", but perhaps that's because I haven't experienced that. I'd recommend getting some bigger balls, so you don't have to go through that feeling of emptiness.

the first thing I must have thought when reading this thread's title was, "Wow, then I must be REALLY ugly"

I think they must have dipped both of us un a vat of ugly, then

what about (already) ugly people, who masturbate??!!

turns them into leprechauns!

how do you know

one of my ex-leprechauns told me when she dropped by recently.

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and it wasn't Rogue.

just to clear that up.