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#3681
Don't worry about that. I won't be posting in SOA's thread any more

SAO?

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#3682
Behati is still dating that guy?!? :|
^I know - it's crazy when you consider the peerless standard of the alternative... 1062wine.gif
LOL I guess he must be a kindred spirit. I can't take him off your hands in the sense of dating him on one hand or killing him on the other hand since he's a kindred spirit .
^Come on Joe, man-up and take one for the team!!!

By the way, squirrel-update: it died.

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#3683

Not as much buried as time out and replaced since it had evolved from the original concept of brainstorming of what members and staff both could do into more of an unmanageable, impractical, borderline PIP quagmire. All this came to be when posts in the other more pressing Site and Forum threads was increasing. For the most part, a Site and Forum thread with this many pages is out of place unless the posts are answered and solved on a daily or at least weekly basis. As a result it was replaced by a pinned members suggestion thread where a list of the suggestions would be kept and weighted by staff and this one was placed in thread limbo instead of being closed altogether with a possibility to return. I figured it would survive at least and its not buried to me since its in my topics list.

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#3684
I could try introducing him to Selita I guess . He doesn't seem like her type though, but I did get cupid's arrow from Ebay, though it may not have been the real one...
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#3685

Things Some Find Sexy I'm Not Into (updated)

5. Being handcuffed to something/Being whipped or paddled - I can break standard handcufs, but that's not the point. I don't like being restrained, sorry. I did handcuff myself to the bed to avoid driving the time a friend put margarita in my slurpie as well as the other time I forgot margaritas were alcoholic, but I ended up breaking them anyway. Not to sound too left-brained, but there's no physical difference between being whipped by a hot woman than anyone else, so I never got that one. I wouldn't protest either cuffs or whips if it were that important to a woman though .

4. Smoking/Really muscled abs on a body that isn't athletic in general

3. Tongue/Lip Piercings - just in the way

2. Anything related to the bathroom - I'm not a full-blown germophobe, but the grossness of the bathroom overrides any possible hotness or stimulation for me.

1. Nipple Piercings - see tongue piercings

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#3686
Behati is still dating that guy?!? :|
^I know - it's crazy when you consider the peerless standard of the alternative... 1062wine.gif
LOL I guess he must be a kindred spirit. I can't take him off your hands in the sense of dating him on one hand or killing him on the other hand since he's a kindred spirit .
^Come on Joe, man-up and take one for the team!!!

By the way, squirrel-update: it died.

Oh, that´s sad but he really seems very kind-hearted - but frankly, would we expect Behati to date some... idiot ill kinded type of man? NO!

That saying, the only thing is, she still has not met you, Baron... it´s only a matter of time she would fall in love

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#3687

Things Some Find Sexy I'm Not Into (updated)

5. Being handcuffed to something/Being whipped or paddled - I can break standard handcufs, but that's not the point. I don't like being restrained, sorry. I did handcuff myself to the bed to avoid driving the time a friend put margarita in my slurpie as well as the other time I forgot margaritas were alcoholic, but I ended up breaking them anyway. Not to sound too left-brained, but there's no physical difference between being whipped by a hot woman than anyone else, so I never got that one. I wouldn't protest either cuffs or whips if it were that important to a woman though .

4. Smoking/Really muscled abs on a body that isn't athletic in general

3. Tongue/Lip Piercings - just in the way

2. Anything related to the bathroom - I'm not a full-blown germophobe, but the grossness of the bathroom overrides any possible hotness or stimulation for me.

1. Nipple Piercings - see tongue piercings

Another great list - I especially appreciate the handcuff part :evil:

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#3688

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#3689
5. Being handcuffed to something/Being whipped or paddled - I can break standard handcufs, but that's not the point. I don't like being restrained, sorry. I did handcuff myself to the bed to avoid driving the time a friend put margarita in my slurpie as well as the other time I forgot margaritas were alcoholic, but I ended up breaking them anyway.
^Surely the circus is calling for you Joe... clowndrunk.gif
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#3690

My hero!

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#3691

So this is my friend EmoUnicorn playing Warcraft (Arena)... He's pretending to be Australian so he can troll the shit out of the Europeans he's teamed up with. What will ensue is absolute hilarity. Prepare for MIND = BLOWN

Watch the entire thing!

"Fuck this damn game, mate! I'm gotta go throw my boomerang. I'm gunna go throw my boomerang in my backyard for a couple of minutes mate!"

- Emo Unicorn

and here he's trolling a e-whore

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#3692
Another great list - I especially appreciate the handcuff part :evil:

^Surely the circus is calling for you Joe... clowndrunk.gif

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I'll say more when I'm caught up on the videos .

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#3693

To The Videos...

The Buffalo Ridder - LOL, what in the world? Must have been a great show . LOL @ the comments too "my life is complete now."

Australian trolling clip - though he may have blown his cover with a combination of bad accent and multiple kangaroo refrences and he actually sounds more like Sherlock Holmes than Robert Downey Jr. did than an Australian, but he needs his own web show anyway . "I don't usually tell people I go to the arena this, but I feel we have a good synergy and I want to take that synergy to the next level. After the crocodile bit my penis off, I was like 'I don't have any way to go, right? How can I gain sexual pleasure? Obviously my buthole, so I decided and went gay, so if you ever decide you're bisexual you can stick it in my fanny..."

e-whore Gets Trolled by The Unicorn - "Its not jailbait! Oooohhhhh!" LOL

Jenna Marbles pending...

White Girls In the Club -

"Oh, my God! Jenna's here!!!!"

"Oh my God! Our song's on!!! Why are you so excided about that song? Did you lose your virginity to that song? With your friends? A little gangbang?"

"Girls make commitments to their shoes, till drunk do us part, no its till home do us part"

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#3694

BRITNEY SESSION WITH MISTER EMO UNICORN BITCHES!

I love Jordan to death

Follow him on http://sv.twitch.tv/emounicorn (he's on atm)

WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH...!

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#3695

LOL ! That game's battle system is pretty confusing (even more than Final Fantasy), but the commentary is interresting and its fun to watch at least . Here's one you might like. I've never played it myself of course, but I think you can level up and do online teams with it as well.

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#3696

Wolves what more to add

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#3697

Finally got to see my Troll Hunter film! The trolls (and overall acting) was much better than this:

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#3698

Yeah, I have to admit wolves are quite nice even though that trailer's awful . Is Troll Hunter that independant movie from Norway you were talking about that time? Either way, glad you finally got to see it and that you liked it hopefully I'll get to see it at some point. Not much can be worse than that clip although there is some as bad .

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#3699

I´ve recently seen The Source Code. Do you know that film, Joe?

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#3700

I'm afraid not but I'll definitely check it out .

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