Joe > Average

And I only come to Bz when someone summons me here now

^"Summons" you? You're a member of a community - not a bloody genie! <_<

I make wishes come true

I guess no one rubbed the lamp for a long time, eh? :evil: when you lower yourself to come to other peoples´ threads

Genies are always tricky anyway... !!

Anyway, I'd wondered if you were acquainted with these films:

This is in no way an endorsement to see them mind you... Although for some reason they made 4?!?!

Oh, animals can you show me some of your attempts? And which animals do you like to draw?

I think that using someone for money is equally gross if it´s either man or woman... agree.

I'll see what I can do .

Turkey, really? so sweet

But bathroom is good for sex... saying this, any place is good for sex when sex is good :evil:

And absolutely agree with you on Zuzana and those two things to buy when having lots of money. I never really got the idea of buying luxury cars - it seems so impractical and McMansions (as I was told they are called ) too... lot of land and a small house, what more can one long for

Glad you see what I meant there and also like the lot of land and small house too . I'm not saying if Danger Girl shows up in a freshly made one saying, 'its this or nothing' that my > Average senses wouldn't start tingling but most of them stink and people dookie in there :yuckky: . Plus there's not enough time to finish anyway.

Love the top 2s

No explanation for the turkey?

Explaination? That's like saying explain the vampire . They have really big bodies with small legs and menacing faces and attack without warning in efforts to assert their dominance. With all that weight coming down that low like little bowling balls, I'm partially worried that they're going to injure me but then on the other hand because their legs are so small I'm afraid of injuring them and hearing them yell out in pain. With wild boars on the other hand, I don't have the pretense of worrying about him over me in any case.

Even if the Turkey is dead Joe?

It goes down a little further but even then they have some of the deadliest bacteria among domestic animals so even the sink has to be specially cleaned from preparing those jokers. Once the sink is cleaned and the hands are washed and its stuffed, prepared and cooked it becomes less threatening of course .

Perfect choice then - you can go for the new Giants team being introduced this year

The new team from last year came dead last, as everyone expected they would, despite having poached arguably the best player in the league to play for them

Interresting that they got the best player to play for them. I thought expansion teams were supposed to take from the bottom. In any case, I guess it takes some time to develop chemistry with each other. That said, I can say I was there from the start .

^I'm sure Joe had written something about tricky genies with their "catches" too??? More Stalinist rewriting...

Anyway, I'd wondered if you were acquainted with these films:

This is in no way an endorsement to see them mind you... Although for some reason they made 4?!?!

Well, I said that I was reminded that I used to wonder what kindof genie I would be of the playing it straight kind or the tricky kind. I had never heard of that movie though, it seems as though it goes to a further extreme than just tricky though . I'm not surprised they made so many though. Usually movies like that make a lot since its not like a lot of thought or effort would have to go into being the same calibre of the original.

^The law of diminishing returns... Although let it be said that the first one was bad to start with!

Turkeys? But you can communicate with turkeys:

They're not pretty, to be sure - but I like the fact you can interact with them. Not like the cold dead eyes of a shark, or Selita Ebanks...

My personal animal bête noir is the camel; ugly, obstinate, smelly, it spits and hisses and one chased me down once. Scared the life out of me. Horrible creatures. :yuckky: Good arab curse: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

Turkeys? But you can communicate with turkeys:

There's just so much bird in such a small package

What about emus and ostriches Joe? They share some of the same horrific qualities <_<

Perfect choice then - you can go for the new Giants team being introduced this year

The new team from last year came dead last, as everyone expected they would, despite having poached arguably the best player in the league to play for them

Interresting that they got the best player to play for them. I thought expansion teams were supposed to take from the bottom. In any case, I guess it takes some time to develop chemistry with each other. That said, I can say I was there from the start .

Quite the contrary actually. Both the new teams were given lots of concessions in being able to cherry pick significantly more players out of the up-and-coming talent pool. Then they poured a lot of money elsewhere, to try and snag some key experienced players to lead them through. So except for a few, their squads are made up of a lot of talented but young/inexperienced kids - which is why they're not expected to do very well for a few years. They'll both be a force to reckon with when they all start to mature though - especially because as you said, there's a good mix of players who are all coming through it together, and they'll develop great chemistry as a team.

I think I mentioned this to you before too, but the AFL is desperately trying to gain control as the dominant sport all over the country. It pretty much already is anyway, but these new teams are located in more rugby-centric areas, so they're pumping a lot of effort and money into making them successful. The most blatant way they did this was to dangle million-dollar contracts in front of two rubgy stars to switch codes and play for these new teams, which they now are - they got one for each. And we're talking two of the highest profile superstar rugby players, in their prime. Pretty extraordinary

I'll see what I can do .

Great, I´m waiting

Glad you see what I meant there and also like the lot of land and small house too . I'm not saying if Danger Girl shows up in a freshly made one saying, 'its this or nothing' that my > Average senses wouldn't start tingling but most of them stink and people dookie in there :yuckky: . Plus there's not enough time to finish anyway.

Oh, do you talk about public toilets?

^I'm sure Joe had written something about tricky genies with their "catches" too??? More Stalinist rewriting...

Anyway, I'd wondered if you were acquainted with these films:

This is in no way an endorsement to see them mind you... Although for some reason they made 4?!?!

Well, I said that I was reminded that I used to wonder what kindof genie I would be of the playing it straight kind or the tricky kind. I had never heard of that movie though, it seems as though it goes to a further extreme than just tricky though . I'm not surprised they made so many though. Usually movies like that make a lot since its not like a lot of thought or effort would have to go into being the same calibre of the original.

It´s pure extreme, if you ask me

^The law of diminishing returns... Although let it be said that the first one was bad to start with!

Turkeys? But you can communicate with turkeys:

They're not pretty, to be sure - but I like the fact you can interact with them. Not like the cold dead eyes of a shark, or Selita Ebanks...

My personal animal bête noir is the camel; ugly, obstinate, smelly, it spits and hisses and one chased me down once. Scared the life out of me. Horrible creatures. :yuckky: Good arab curse: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

Oh B... I have no idea why, but the idea of you running and a camel chasing you got me laughing so hard I´m sorry

^The law of diminishing returns... Although let it be said that the first one was bad to start with!

Turkeys? But you can communicate with turkeys:

They're not pretty, to be sure - but I like the fact you can interact with them. Not like the cold dead eyes of a shark, or Selita Ebanks...

My personal animal bête noir is the camel; ugly, obstinate, smelly, it spits and hisses and one chased me down once. Scared the life out of me. Horrible creatures. :yuckky: Good arab curse: May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!

Lol ! Well, I've interacted with turkeys alright and that's by way of being chased . Its interresting that in making a case for them you replace them with camels who chased you instead and are among my favorites .

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LOL well at least it left bare foot and pregnant out of there .

There's just so much bird in such a small package

What about emus and ostriches Joe? They share some of the same horrific qualities <_<

They're definitely high on the list . The turkey only got the nod since I've been attacked by some before whereas though I obviously haven't been attacked by a komodo dragon, I was so horrified to find out that they're bites were poisonous too :yuckky: . At face value of course I'm more afraid of those two than turkeys since they pack such powerful kicks and can outrun me on top of that .

Quite the contrary actually. Both the new teams were given lots of concessions in being able to cherry pick significantly more players out of the up-and-coming talent pool. Then they poured a lot of money elsewhere, to try and snag some key experienced players to lead them through. So except for a few, their squads are made up of a lot of talented but young/inexperienced kids - which is why they're not expected to do very well for a few years. They'll both be a force to reckon with when they all start to mature though - especially because as you said, there's a good mix of players who are all coming through it together, and they'll develop great chemistry as a team.

I think I mentioned this to you before too, but the AFL is desperately trying to gain control as the dominant sport all over the country. It pretty much already is anyway, but these new teams are located in more rugby-centric areas, so they're pumping a lot of effort and money into making them successful. The most blatant way they did this was to dangle million-dollar contracts in front of two rubgy stars to switch codes and play for these new teams, which they now are - they got one for each. And we're talking two of the highest profile superstar rugby players, in their prime. Pretty extraordinary

Interresting that they're putting so much effort, but I guess go strong or go home as they say I guess . As to the secondary Australian sports, I remember having a crush on an Australian women's basketball player but I never knew forgot her name .

Oh, do you talk about public toilets?

Of course :yuckky: .

It´s pure extreme, if you ask me

Oh B... I have no idea why, but the idea of you running and a camel chasing you got me laughing so hard I´m sorry

I know why, because its funny . Not that I find being chased by turkeys funny, well I guess it is looking back at it.

Lol ! Well, I've interacted with turkeys alright and that's by way of being chased . Its interresting that in making a case for them you replace them with camels who chased you instead and are among my favorites .

Oh B... I have no idea why, but the idea of you running and a camel chasing you got me laughing so hard I´m sorry

I know why, because its funny . Not that I find being chased by turkeys funny, well I guess it is looking back at it.

And if it makes you sleep any better, a dozen or so witnesses found it funny too and simply took pictures of me running for my life...

Good evening Mister Joesph

So I got to thinking about my current 10 ten models and I came to the daunting conclusion . . . people who come from outside North America rarely appeal to me. Looking back over the last 4 years of my list I find very few people in my top ten lists (both male and female) came from anywhere but North America and I have no idea why.

It's not like I actively seek to dislike beauty from around the world . . . maybe it's a subconscious thing?

But fear not, I'm diversifying from North America . . .

Elsa Hosk - Sweden <--- I know right? I went all European up in this mofo (Super blonde)

Kate Upton - American (Super blonde)

Cora Keegan - American (Super blonde)

Josie Maran - American (Chesnut/Dark Blonde)

Emily Didonato - American (Dark Brown)

Shanina Shaik - Aussy (Chocolate)

Charlotte Free - American (Pink but base color is very blonde)

Hailey Clauson - American (Blonde)

Michea Crawford - Canadian (Dark Brown)

Anna Christine Speckhart - American (Dark Brown)

Oh and the majority of them are blonde too . . . wtf? Explain that prease.

It's not like I actively seek to dislike beauty from around the world . . . maybe it's a subconscious thing?

Let's not be disingenuous here, I reckon you'd have trouble trumpeting a French model (for instance, country just plucked from a hat - honest!).

Nothin better then the French Le Baron

I like when they touch me inappropriately

LOL ...

^We are all victims of our own prejudices ultimately!

And if it makes you sleep any better, a dozen or so witnesses found it funny too and simply took pictures of me running for my life...

Of course I must add that although I laugh at the tale, I wouldn't laugh at someone in the act of being chased by an animal. Someone out of its range could have at least thrown a rock at it to distract it or something.

Good evening Mister Joesph

So I got to thinking about my current 10 ten models and I came to the daunting conclusion . . . people who come from outside North America rarely appeal to me. Looking back over the last 4 years of my list I find very few people in my top ten lists (both male and female) came from anywhere but North America and I have no idea why.

It's not like I actively seek to dislike beauty from around the world . . . maybe it's a subconscious thing?

Oh and the majority of them are blonde too . . . wtf? Explain that prease.

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I have three theories :morning:

90% relating factor and patriotism + 10% a thing for blondes. Sometimes, seeing someone who's like us succeding in something can make us feel good. When we hear a good actor went to our school or is from our town, we feel a sense of pride and then there's the Olympics of course that need no explaination. Most would likely take this one because its more politically correct sounding than the second theory.

You could prefer the American type of look. There are some who's top 10-20 is almost exclusively European, Brazilian or both but don't think twice about it, but would assume someone who's top 10-20 is almost exclusively anything esle is doing it consciously largely because there are many (including many here in America) with the idea that Europeans are innately more beautiful, so anything else dominating would have to be a conscious decision to make a statement. A simular example would be some who's top 10-20 is exclusively white may assume someone who's top 10-20 is exclusively something else did it out of a concsious decision, naturally ruling out that they actually like what they like as much as they like what they like. That said, theory two is that you genuinely prefer the American look. What most today identify as the American look (most of the natives were killed off of course) has now been here a few hundred years, so thus the white American look is distinctive from the white European look (somewhat like the African American to African) although how distinctive depends more on the country being compared. Obviously the difference between American and British isn't as great as say American and Sweden, Dutch and such.

Of course, it would be making a patriotic statement if the top blonde models on my list were American as I genuinely prefer Dioni, Der Steen and Der Graaf over all the American blonde models in the area of overall looks at least and I'd put Malores over most of them. That's not to say with someone else it wouldn't be genuine, it just depends on that person's tastes. That said, the third theory is only a combination of the two others. A third the sentiment of relating, a third preferring the look and maybe a pinch of patriotism with a side of slightly resenting a fact that there a lot of Americans think of themselves as second class beauties to Europeans.

You could like them both either equally or the American look 1-5% more and the relating, patriotism and resenting those deaming Americans second class beauties takes care of the rest.

You could prefer the type of modeling and brands that Americans dominate most.

So, that's my take .

Lol ! Well, I've interacted with turkeys alright and that's by way of being chased . Its interresting that in making a case for them you replace them with camels who chased you instead and are among my favorites .

Oh B... I have no idea why, but the idea of you running and a camel chasing you got me laughing so hard I´m sorry

I know why, because its funny . Not that I find being chased by turkeys funny, well I guess it is looking back at it.

^We are all victims of our own prejudices ultimately!

And if it makes you sleep any better, a dozen or so witnesses found it funny too and simply took pictures of me running for my life...

I thought it was like that - people can never miss a good picture, mind you but as Joe said, someone should had intervene, camels are huge animals and can cause a lot of pain and injuries !!

Oh, do you talk about public toilets?

Of course :yuckky: .

That´s a whole different level

I have another theory to Pretty's list....

It's the accent

No seriously, with (North) American models, there's no risk of having a model with an Adriana awful accent and it's always nice to have a model who's not only good-looking, but also a model who just... sounds good when she speaks. Haha.

Some do factor in accents whatever their preferences may be. Some people like models without even knowing what their voices sound like. A particularly bad voice or accent can turn some off as I know some people who aren't into models who thought Adriana was the prettiest woman on television until they saw that recent commercial with her talking. Some were turned off by Balti's voice too. I know I haven't heard most of the models I know talk mainly because they don't come on general television and the interviews I see from them are in magazines and places like models.com and such I guess. Of course, as to Americans I can't say Jamie Pressley's voice turns me on by any stretch of the imagination even though she is funny . Actually, I'm pretty much equal opportunity with the voices I hate in general but everyone has their own tastes of course.

Oh, here's those pictures. My drawings have always traditionally been made up things like monsters, surreal and abstract type things so my initial goal at least here recently was to learn to draw regular people and then I figured why not animals too since I love animals . Of course, I should add a little backstory to all that by saying that the main goal behind all this is I was wondering if I could illustrate my own stories instead of working with an artist . Anyway, these were done with a regular mechanical pencil from a tutorial I tried out. One is a dog and I'm not sure what the other one is .

One is a dog and I'm not sure what the other one is .