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I enjoy how Adriana looks like she's trying to destroy Ale, or i don't even know

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I have no words to describe this.

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Putting the castle thing in there definitely raises the stakes . Its strange that I've never had any interrest in mansions and yet I find castles interresting. I haven't seen him or her rather, but we'll always have that moment .

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Reasons Why “Hocus Pocus” Is The Best Halloween Movie Of All Time

Just in case you forgot...

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Come little children and pop in the VHS or turn on ABC Family:

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Now let's get cookin':

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1. Because Sarah Jessica Parker has never had a better role than Sarah Sanderson:

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2. Or Bette Midler as Winifred Sanderson:

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3. Because the movie taught us so many things, like what a virgin is:

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4. And that the ugly chicks always stay out late:

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5. How to be calm:

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6. How to be beautiful:

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7. And who "Ice" is:

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8. Because the movie had zombies before zombies were cool:

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And it also had talking cats before talking cats were mainstream:

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9. Because even though the movie was hilarious:

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10. Like, really funny:

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11. And kind of terrifying:

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12. It still makes you cry like a baby:

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13. Because Thackery Binx is the BEST NAME EVER:

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14. One word (or four): AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK AMUCK:

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15. Because they said the movie's title in the MOVIE:

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16. Beacuse everyone's first crush was Max Dennison...

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Even if he was too cool to trick-or-treat:

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17. Or their first crush was Sarah Sanderson:

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Though, now it might be Dani:

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And, finally, because of THIS:

psst, I've seen the movie over 100 times. It's been tradition since 1993 to watch the movie at once once a week during the month of October. >.<

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LOL @ the boxing thing and the heart one almost gave me tooth decay . As to the last one, I hate to admit it, but I actually found Adrianas to be the least annoying .

Though I don't begrudge anyone theirs (as some do) of course, couldn't agree more about the impracticality thing. With a castle on the other hand, there's all that mystery and the chance for secret tunnels, trap doors, wondering about the history ect. As we discussed ealier, I'd take a log cabbin with a bunch of land any day .

Despite the fact that the Halloween movie genre (that's not to say horror movies, but movies specifically about it) isn't as competitive as I would have thought, that's an awesome post anyway . There's only one problem though. The problem being that I haven't seen it , so I'm somewhat warry of spoilers. It is interresting that I've never heard of or seen these first crushes in my life though. I have heard that version of I Put a Spell on you and it surpassed Manson's version as my distant second favorite to the original.

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I have some Kate Upton gifs for you Joe, but the file sizes are way big (kinda like her chest ) So i can't put em here <_< I can post the link though!

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#4947

Yeah, log cabbin wins it all forest around, people far away - I call that a dream. But as to visiting places, I love old castles and old cathedrals the most. Especially uknown and abandoned ones, or ruins. But it´s a sad view as well - when you see all the many castles and wonderful buildings we have, and no one cares about them, the state just lets it get fall apart and dissapear.

But the positive thing if it is, that you can sleep there while on vander - that is not allowed on places that are being reconstructed and sleeping at old castle is a marvellous thing.

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#4948

Talking of Hallowe'en...

TYRA BANKS is launching a television programme based on her life. The scripted comedy show will track her experiences from insecure teenager to successful supermodel.

The programme, set to air on ABC in the US, will be namedFivehead - an American slang term referring to people with a large forehead, which Banks says she was bullied about at school.

"In high school, if you have glasses, you're a 'four eyes', if you have braces, you're a 'metal mouth', but if you had my forehead? You're a 'fivehead'," the model-presenter told DEADLINE.COM.

Banks has teamed up with childhood friend and television producer Kenya Barris to create the show - co-creator ofAmerica's Next Top Model. The pair will develop the characters together, while Barris will write and produce the series.

"To be able to witness her career was wild, but to be able to watch Tyra grow up was nothing short of nutty," Barris said. "I am blown away by the opportunity to tell not just a great story but a story that I remember so fondly."

No air date for Fivehead has yet been confirmed.

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I haven't posted a ton of funny pics/links here recently i feel obligated to do so now:

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For The Horde!

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Part 2:

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Part 3:

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Bonus Round:

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Double Bonus Round:

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Talking of Hallowe'en...

TYRA BANKS is launching a television programme based on her life. The scripted comedy show will track her experiences from insecure teenager to successful supermodel.

The programme, set to air on ABC in the US, will be namedFivehead - an American slang term referring to people with a large forehead, which Banks says she was bullied about at school.

"In high school, if you have glasses, you're a 'four eyes', if you have braces, you're a 'metal mouth', but if you had my forehead? You're a 'fivehead'," the model-presenter told DEADLINE.COM.

Banks has teamed up with childhood friend and television producer Kenya Barris to create the show - co-creator ofAmerica's Next Top Model. The pair will develop the characters together, while Barris will write and produce the series.

"To be able to witness her career was wild, but to be able to watch Tyra grow up was nothing short of nutty," Barris said. "I am blown away by the opportunity to tell not just a great story but a story that I remember so fondly."

No air date for Fivehead has yet been confirmed.

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Sounds to me like Jennks is a castle squatter . Sounds like fun .

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That's some mighty fine spam my good man .

We need Bay in there to give us not only explosions, but a sense of geography as well .

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Please allow me to introduce you the the songbird of our generation.

This was indeed a pleasure for my ear holes. And my eyeballs. I'm loving every second of it. Never too much rouge, ever.

I just love how the song's pitch flows perfectly with her tone. You really get a sense of just how much range this talented women has. The only thing I disagree with is that the song is not long enough

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#4957

Joe! It's been awhile!

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Sounds to me like Jennks is a castle squatter . Sounds like fun .

We need Bay in there to give us not only explosions, but a sense of geography as well .

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#4959

Move over Michael Phelps, this man is the greatest aquatic athlete of all time.

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Many would likely call GagaAdelle the songbird of this generation although I'm not sure who I would crown as such just based on the singing although she's obviously had the most success among good singers in this current decade (that is this decade as its own separate entity from the first 00s decade where Beyonce, Keys and Underwood had more success). I can't listen to music here, so I'll have to check it out later although its always fun to see whether you're being sarcastic or not . Either way, I'm sure she'd be glad to know you know she exists anyway .

Greetings and thanks for stopping by .

As to his sense of geography, it was just a sarcastic jab at his whole Qatar blunder in the Transformers movie .

LOL @ that video . As a side note, I find it interresting that Locte spent all that time saying 'its my time' in referrence to outdoing Phelps and it turns out that he's actually older than Phelps . I assumed he was an up and comer trying to show that he was the next big thing or something. Of course, that's a side note from the fact that he didn't succeed on top of that.

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