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Why not cast Michael Bay and get some explosions in there?

Ok, I admit. My brain´s gone numb.

@ that article .

We need Bay in there to give us not only explosions, but a sense of geography as well .

As to his sense of geography, it was just a sarcastic jab at his whole Qatar blunder in the Transformers movie .

Tell me about that more, Joe. I don´t recall anything but well, I´ve seen only the first Transformers movie and well... Megan Fox was there and she was obviously too hot for me to even listen or watch anything else

Why not cast Michael Bay and get some explosions in there?

Ok, I admit. My brain´s gone numb.

@ that article .

We need Bay in there to give us not only explosions, but a sense of geography as well .

^Oh, wow - there's some Bay-knocking going on over here too?!! I've just been over on donbot's thread where it's all the rage... (Y)

Where there are explosions, there MUST be Bay

I find it fun to make fun of Bay, but I kindof respect him in a way. On one hand, yeah he doesn't do a lot of research and there isn't a lot of depth there. At the end of the day though, he knows he'll never be Kirosawa, Hitchcock, Speilberg, del Toro ect. (although he probably could be Cameron with a little effort ) so he just sticks to what he knows. He's going to have some explosions, chases, maybe a hot girl, some one liners and maybe a sentimental moment or two . I don't know how to say much about the movie without giving spoilers, but I do agree about your take on the first one . The only worthwhile thing I remember about the first one is her working under the hood of the car . He does make some nice explosions and surely no one can send oil drillers into outer space like he can either .

I'm not into drugs or alcohol. I must adit though, that a among the not so altruistic side of my reasoning, there's my paranoia of being robbed, impregnating someone I hate, signing or giving away something while not in my right mind . That line of thinking of course being enhanced by looking at my behavior while having only a minimal amount of chemicals in me. Some were deleted after becomeing a staff member and others just edited before. All of these cases are a result of either contact high or pranks. They also all happened in a place that I walked to as I refuse to take any drink not prepared by me after I've driven to my destination. They also all had computers too. Most of these are from the two pranks that involved replacing my slurpie with margarita. I don't think I've had a slurpie in another persons' house since . The majority of my posts outside of personal threads (that aren't slight criticisms of models) have been ignored, but thankfully most of these were for the small window that they were visible. That said, here they are.

10. Some these Eurrpean h**s look funny as f*** like these American h**s that look funny as f*** (random 14 year old European High Fashion Model Thread) - I was able to get that one before anyone replied and after looking back later, there still hasn't been a reply .

9. OOOOOOOOOoooooooooo Seeeee that giiiirrrrrlllllllll....dancing queeeeennnnnnnnnn............

8. derp...slurp...

7. Dey said, dey said on the commercial, call da doctor for the erection lasting forty hours, da doctor go get it if it last forty hours - of course the commercials (and I despise the advertising of pills on television as a side note) say four hours, but thank goodness that pm was sent to me .

6. I bet, I bet yo feet smell like p**** and you p***** smell, I bet feet

5. She said Meyer look like a weasil, but she'd f*** Vin Diesel - this was an actual quote from some girl, but the fact that I said it randomly was the strange part .

4. I say, I say Wendy Williams and Al Rocker is the same, the same person

3. Errr...bet Adriana got hairy boootayyyy...bjjjjjjjj - good thing I got rid of that one in time .

2. I'm your Venus, I'm your p****, yo desiiiiiiiii

1. Gayle I just touch the top of da breast...Gayle King Arthur Pendragon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111

First those deleted posts and now this squirrel

Top 10 Posts Deleted or Edited Due to Being Under the Influence

Meet the newest unofficial admin/moderator Joe:

Coach Muschamp, head coach of my Florida Gators football team, with a stern look like that

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And uncontrollable enthusiasm mixed in with harsh discipline, look out forum we have a new sheriff in town.

Anyway, drinking/other stuff and then going online is sure-fire roulette crap-shoot winner. Particularly going on eBay and then getting mysterious packets you have minimal recollection of several days later!

LOL, thanks for the pics, gifs and vids guys .

Yeah, those were all my posts . I did kindof want to leave a couple, but with the dreaded 'lets stay on topic' police being unbearable enough for regular talk, I figured I'd get rid of them. LOL @ the slurpie thing . I'm definitely glad that I stayed away from Ebay in those cases as well . As to the video again, you seem to have some of the most convenient pics and videos . I remember you had a black guy surviving a horror movie in the 80s in one and of course the deer with the rocket launchers as well.

This sounds like a wonderful story to be told :neo2:

Yeah, those were all my posts . I did kindof want to leave a couple, but with the dreaded 'lets stay on topic' police being unbearable enough for regular talk, I figured I'd get rid of them.

As for my vid/gif "skill" - I don't know. I guess it's just luck? Although unrelated, I did see this - and thought of you and our shared appreciation of incredibly shoddy movies:

LOL @ the trailer and shoddy movie thing . The first half of the quote is from a scene in the watchable first 'Scary Movie.' With the other part, I guess I combined the names of Gayle King and King Arthur I suppose . To find such an asinine picture to illustrate this point must have really been luck then .

http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/13653-joe-average/page__view__findpost__p__2657010

This sounds like a wonderful story to be told :neo2:

^I once ended up with a stuffed two-headed bird - I suppose I could count that as "wonderful"!

B, you have a hell lot of stories to be told!!

^Maybe..!

LOL @ the trailer and shoddy movie thing . The first half of the quote is from a scene in the watchable first 'Scary Movie.' With the other part, I guess I combined the names of Gayle King and King Arthur I suppose .

DO NOT WATCH THESE IS YOU ARE EASILY EMO/BUTTHURT/OFFENDED

If these do not apply to you.... prepare your anus for lolololololz

"No body gives a shit about Belgium" <---- died

LOL @ the videos and the collection of steamy pics comment . I don't know what the problem is .

That's a lot of accents and some offensive, but good to see another amateur taking a stab at humor though . Your set also has quite a few of my weaknesses as there's hair shaved on one side, intense womanly stare, transparent sleaves and inhuman hair colors all working together in it . *edit* Nevermind as now you've changed it to a VS something . As to the video, interresting room this gentleman has too.

5. I find the whole 'metrosexual' and 'pulling off' pink thing lame. That said, I don't mind broadway musicals.

4. I love animals and believe in animal rights. That said, I'm all for all experiments conducted on rats (and that's not referrencing all rodents as rats, I mean rats).

3. I like big butts and I cannot lie. That said, Kim and Jlo's butts are some of the most overrated celeb features this side of the fullness of Angelina's lips

2. I like full lips, curves and meat on the bones. That said, Gemma Ward is my favorite model ever.

1. I hate the reality show craze. That said, I've seen almost every episode of Flavor of Love, Real and Chance and Rock of Love .

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2. I like full lips, curves and meat on the bones. That said, Gemma Ward is my favorite model ever.

Awww that sounded so funny to me