TheBaronOfFratton
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^I'm presuming you're looking for something less prosaic than gravity and verticalness?!!
As for grounding, you've caught me at an opportune moment - on my recent travels to Europe I've always ended up cornered by some member of my extended family or old friend at a party where my lifestyle has been scrutinised and my motives questioned. 
Why is it that I haven't settled down, got myself a family or a "proper" job? Why do I keep travelling, freelancing and having these short relationships? I'm in my 30's now and my cousins and peers are all doing this - why not me? This is what's keeping me grounded - the fucking voice of "reason" and the cold presence of a hovering grim reaper whispering that time is running away... 
So, as to the clouds, as a riposte - most everything; I'll be Peter Pan if I bloody well please!!! Besides, I've been married and that was a damn disaster - and all the grounded shit that went with it sat uneasily with me. Sure enough maybe I have little to show for myself except some articles scattered about, but I can shut my eyes and see some sights. 
WARNING: This video contains some O.O moments. Watch at your own digression.
Preview (my hubby's exact words when he saw it. No offense is ever intended)
"Oh hey this is just some *blank* bitch lip syncing to Taylor Swift whats the big de.....
What??
What the f WAHT TEH FUCK IS SHE DOING
OMG WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fuck you Yvette no sex tonight
/shudders as he's walking out of the room "
^ 
What... the FUCK woman?!
this should be baned for the sake of humanity ^I'm presuming you're looking for something less prosaic than gravity and verticalness?!!
Gravity itself is fascinating enough, but... yes 
As for grounding, you've caught me at an opportune moment - on my recent travels to Europe I've always ended up cornered by some member of my extended family or old friend at a party where my lifestyle has been scrutinised and my motives questioned.So, as to the clouds, as a riposte - most everything; I'll be Peter Pan if I bloody well please!!! Besides, I've been married and that was a damn disaster - and all the grounded shit that went with it sat uneasily with me. Sure enough maybe I have little to show for myself except some articles scattered about, but I can shut my eyes and see some sights.
This is a wonderful answer. It´s hard for most people to understand something and someone that is different - in his own original way. Like the thing I never want to get married, I just find it highly irrational - and people can´t understand that. My fl is in his 30s too, he´s never been a carrierist, he loves woods and the feeling of freedom just as I do. Very few people can understand why we keep traming, wandering and going to woods, they are all like "aren´t you old enough to give up these silly hobbies?" And I´m like "aren´t you old enough to stop dreaming about teen ladies?" joking.
They mostly think us weird and childish, becaue we don´t act like we are 50, we love to laugh, make silly things and unintentional moves. And we love to travel too. Sleep in the woods, with nothing just sky over your head. Everyone is like "you´ll grow up from this" and I´m like "really? Does being grown up mean you live a stereotypical, boring life?"
It´s just all the same, all the time. I got used to it. I don´t think there is anything wrong about having a family, one day I would love to have one... but I don´t find anything bad at all at not having one 
I´m always saying, live the way that suits you, and don´t judge others if they live differently. as long as one is happy and satisfied 
anyway, who they are to tell me how to live my own life
^Ideally this was not what I would wanted to see at breakfast :yuckky:WARNING: This video contains some O.O moments. Watch at your own digression.
, but you can't question her devotion to the guy! Bet the other girl wouldn't have done that...^I believe they mean well, it's just that they think you must be unhappy - or lacking in some sort of moral quality - if you don't lead a "conventional" life?anyway, who they are to tell me how to live my own life
You know, whenever you cross my mind it's always walking through forests and foraging for food. It's a cosy image!
Hello Baron,
I was wondering what do you (and others if they want) think about this girl ? 
And I would like to know, if you could do a list, what would be your top ten idols/race queens (girls you said you like) ? 
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You know, of course, I have no idea what's going on there?
^Welcome back arielle, a pleasure to see you here again!Hello Baron,I was wondering what do you (and others if they want) think about this girl ?
And I would like to know, if you could do a list, what would be your top ten idols/race queens (girls you said you like) ?
First off, your lady there, she looks absolutely precious in that 2nd pic. She kinda looks like a Korean actress, or she should be...
Secondly, yes, a 'Top 10'. You know not of what you ask - since I normally hold off with these sort of things! As you know, despite your poll ('The Most Beautiful Eastern Asia Woman') being very much my kind of thing, I tend to shy away from the cold harsh light of saying 'a' is better than 'b'; primarily, I suppose, because whenever I do I seem to butt heads with the Limanati or Theron, or just come away depressed by the results... 
So forgive my non-participation there. But maybe I'm mellowing in my dotage here, or want to get my point across more - mainly I'm just thrilled somebody asked me!!! 
So, OK, first off I want to namecheck Seo You Jin, Asami Tani and Park Soo Kyung - all lovely ladies too, but have retired and/or vanished of late. hence their non-appearance on my list... Also, in truth, there's hardly much difference in my affections between them really - certainly amongst the top 5. It's not like the yawning model chasm after Behati! But, vamos:
10. Li Ying Zhi
My latest find, she's Chinese and seems to get wet a lot. I'm keeping an eye on her...
9. Bang Eun Young
The only girl I know who can out hip-to-waist Candice Swanepoel!
8. Song Jina
Class. And so delicate as to always look on the verge of tears.
7. Park Si Hyun
Pneumatic, tight, and as raunchy as Korean Race queens are given licence to be!
6. Mai Nishida
So much more than breast-obsessed photographers would have you believe. Yes, she's 'special' in that department (for Japanese GIs anyway) but she's also fabulously pretty - which is why I chose this picture.
5. Risa Yoshike
My current obsession. And I'm sitting on about 7 PBs of hers, plus tons of magazine appearances. Only general forum indifference and my surly response(!) has prevented me from flooding BZ with her charms.
4. Hwang Mi Hee
My gateway Race Queen!
3. Ju Daha
The only girl I can claim to have genuinely "found". I saw her image at various races/expos and actively sought her out - when she started and had no name or following on any of those 'Asian' sites I trawl - eventually I was rewarded. I said it before, and I'll say it again: Long and lean, hair of Brilliantine, vulpine Race Queen with skin of ivory sheen...
2. Yuko Ogura
Perhaps the most perfect marriage of innocence and sex-appeal out there. At once cute - and then just wowser!
1. Nozomi Sasaki
She might just be the most prettiest thing in the entire world.
^
My favorite, by a wide differential, is Ju Daha (Y)
You know, of course, I have no idea what's going on there?
Oh good, I thought it was just me.
The Retribution Jesus *Mr Unicorn* isn't about understanding, he's about feeling... FEEL the experience Mr. Barron
Don't fuck with the berserking dragon. :morning:
Words to live by: "Flag in the butthole"
Are we good now?
OMFG
I died.
That is fuckin' hilarious!
Baron!
What do you think about Uee? She's from the girl group After School. I think she is adorable and unique
Great list Bqron, all very cute ladies .
You know, of course, I have no idea what's going on there?Oh good, I thought it was just me.
^He's a little too excitable for me! how about you Tran?The Retribution Jesus *Mr Unicorn* isn't about understanding, he's about feeling... FEEL the experience Mr. BarronAre we good now?
^I'm glad you like her, she takes slinkiness to another level!My favorite, by a wide differential, is Ju Daha (Y)
^I don't know Red, of course I know the group - and I think Uee's a treasure, sure. But I reckon I like Nana the best...What do you think about Uee? She's from the girl group After School. I think she is adorable and unique
^No doubt I've bothered you with all of them at some point, Joe?! But then you've always been open and attentive to the 'Other Females' forum anyway...Great list Bqron, all very cute ladies
Greetings Baron! I was just wondering if you happened to catch this over the weekend?