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#4381

Gemma=goddamn flawless Angels sent from heaven, Hanne=shouldn't be a model

To me Hanne looks sick on many photos. Like... too sick. I read somewhere she had a break in modelling at the beginning of her career because of an accident she was involved in, she had many bones broken and had to be hospitalized for a year :| Ok, now I feel bad for saying she shouldn't be a model... not really

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#4382
So i heard you rode a unicorn last week, any truth to this?

If so what colour was it.

And if not, what colour was it?

^Hey - those unicorn gates are still shut!

OK - it was pink, and it flew from a rainbow that shout out of Bar Refaeli's magical princess hands:

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Now you can't get poncier than that...

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#4383

And, since you're around, you still haven't replied to any of this:

¡Mira!
You wanna send me one of your fine Argentian women for some Bc wine?
^I don't know - are you going to read my reply anyway?

I mean - I'm still awaiting some sort of response to this interchange: http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2646989 / http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2648355

Just saying (again)!!!

Hmmm... Guess not:

Baron

Watsup my friend to the south!

Found me a nice Argentian wife yet?

Not worth me replying really, is it?!! <_<

Pssst - everybody else - I'm going to keep adding these quotes together until he takes notice. Don't tell him though. Pinky-swear!

Less spamming everywhere.

If you don't got a good comment/post to say don't bother.

Not that I'm keeping tabs...

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#4384
What do you guys think of Hanne-Gaby Odiele? She's the strangest looking top model right next to Gemma Ward... huge forehead and cheekbones for a woman..and I still haven't figured out what niche she tends to satisfy:

She looks either intimidating or alien-like in most photos..

Gemma=goddamn flawless Angels sent from heaven, Hanne=shouldn't be a model

To me Hanne looks sick on many photos. Like... too sick. I read somewhere she had a break in modelling at the beginning of her career because of an accident she was involved in, she had many bones broken and had to be hospitalized for a year :| Ok, now I feel bad for saying she shouldn't be a model... not really

^

I think a slight 'alien' quality goes a long way in setting models apart from "pretty" girls. (Not that this is groundbreaking thesis - but since it's relevant..!) But it's a fine line - (for me) Gemma is weird/lovely, Hanne-Gaby is weird/weird; but I've no doubt there's a place for her as there is for many distinctive new girls each season. 'Sick' isn't a revolutionary new thing either, and whether or not I'd want to sleep with any of them carries little credence to the doyens of the fashion world too!

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#4385
And, since you're around, you still haven't replied to any of this:
¡Mira!
You wanna send me one of your fine Argentian women for some Bc wine?
^I don't know - are you going to read my reply anyway?

I mean - I'm still awaiting some sort of response to this interchange: http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2646989 / http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2648355

Just saying (again)!!!

Hmmm... Guess not:

Baron

Watsup my friend to the south!

Found me a nice Argentian wife yet?

Not worth me replying really, is it?!! <_<

Pssst - everybody else - I'm going to keep adding these quotes together until he takes notice. Don't tell him though. Pinky-swear!

Less spamming everywhere.

If you don't got a good comment/post to say don't bother.

Not that I'm keeping tabs...

I said hi atleast that keeps me in the loop somewhat does it not?

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#4386
^Yeah, they're not the chattiest on that thread anyways! For me she's a sexy alien doll. Big tick!

What's the long story? And have you figured out who you thought I meant?!

Well, I just used the initials at first to avoid butchering the name because I couldn't spell it well enough for it to come up in the search. I guess you're all straight by now though .

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#4387
Gemma is weird/lovely, Hanne-Gaby is weird/weird;

I agree

'Sick' isn't a revolutionary new thing either

Just to be clear, I didn't mean her being skinny-which she is, but she's a model so duh. I meant it in a way that to me, she looks like she has cold all the time. And that dark eye make-up+no eyebrows look which she has quite often.... doesn't help.

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#4388
I said hi atleast that keeps me in the loop somewhat does it not?
^Still didn't answer any of it though, did you?!

Told you before - it's called tough love! And in the end, the love you get is equal to the love you give... Beatles_smiley.gif

But, in case you think I'm all down on you, I've left you an affectionate gift on your thread: CONTRIBUTE MORE!

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#4389
Gemma=goddamn flawless Angels sent from heaven, Hanne=shouldn't be a model

To me Hanne looks sick on many photos. Like... too sick. I read somewhere she had a break in modelling at the beginning of her career because of an accident she was involved in, she had many bones broken and had to be hospitalized for a year :| Ok, now I feel bad for saying she shouldn't be a model... not really

Hanne has no eyebrows and no color to her skin..

And I've discovered that she looks better when her forehead and cheekbones are marginalized by...hair!!!

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#4390
^

I think a slight 'alien' quality goes a long way in setting models apart from "pretty" girls. (Not that this is groundbreaking thesis - but since it's relevant..!) But it's a fine line - (for me) Gemma is weird/lovely, Hanne-Gaby is weird/weird; but I've no doubt there's a place for her as there is for many distinctive new girls each season. 'Sick' isn't a revolutionary new thing either, and whether or not I'd want to sleep with any of them carries little credence to the doyens of the fashion world too!

I lost interest in Freja due to the way she's been looking lately- too emaciated, and I miss seeing her dressed like a woman..:-p

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#4391
^

I think a slight 'alien' quality goes a long way in setting models apart from "pretty" girls. (Not that this is groundbreaking thesis - but since it's relevant..!) But it's a fine line - (for me) Gemma is weird/lovely, Hanne-Gaby is weird/weird; but I've no doubt there's a place for her as there is for many distinctive new girls each season. 'Sick' isn't a revolutionary new thing either, and whether or not I'd want to sleep with any of them carries little credence to the doyens of the fashion world too!

I lost interest in Freja due to the way she's been looking lately- too emaciated, and I miss seeing her dressed like a woman..:-p

I really dislike this kind of 'typecasting' for models in printwork.

Freja-hello androgynous girl, we're gonna dress you up as a boy in every ed possible

Lara-wow, no other model has boobs like you so we're gonna shove them in everyone's faces by not letting you wear anything on them and to make the editorial more obvious, we'll add bondage

Freja+any model, really-we're gonna make you 2 look like you're lesbians in love, because, duh

Candice-you want to be in a high fashion magazine? Ok, but we'll give you clothes and styling that looks like from 3rd rate mail magazine

Caroline Trentini-can you jump? Of course you can. Anna Wintour taught you well

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#4392
I really dislike this kind of 'typecasting' for models in printwork.

Freja-hello androgynous girl, we're gonna dress you up as a boy in every ed possible

Lara-wow, no other model has boobs like you so we're gonna shove them in everyone's faces by not letting you wear anything on them and to make the editorial more obvious, we'll add bondage

Freja+any model, really-we're gonna make you 2 look like you're lesbians in love, because, duh

Candice-you want to be in a high fashion magazine? Ok, but we'll give you clothes and styling that looks like from 3rd rate mail magazine

Caroline Trentini-can you jump? Of course you can. Anna Wintour taught you well

How's this for typecasting: 'Magnum'

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#4393
Gemma=goddamn flawless Angels sent from heaven, Hanne=shouldn't be a model

To me Hanne looks sick on many photos. Like... too sick. I read somewhere she had a break in modelling at the beginning of her career because of an accident she was involved in, she had many bones broken and had to be hospitalized for a year :| Ok, now I feel bad for saying she shouldn't be a model... not really

This. Gemma is weird, but she looks like she was sent from another planet to show people how beauty actually looks

I don´t like models who constantly look sick & starving - I was never into zombies really.

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#4394
So i heard you rode a unicorn last week, any truth to this?

If so what colour was it.

And if not, what colour was it?

^Hey - those unicorn gates are still shut!

OK - it was pink, and it flew from a rainbow that shout out of Bar Refaeli's magical princess hands:

unicorn1.png

Now you can't get poncier than that...

Here you have your Canadian... not only he won´t reply to all the things he should, but instead of it he will talk about unicorns in the wrong thread. Jeeez. :baronlamesign:

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Posts: 30596
#4395
I really dislike this kind of 'typecasting' for models in printwork.

Freja-hello androgynous girl, we're gonna dress you up as a boy in every ed possible

Lara-wow, no other model has boobs like you so we're gonna shove them in everyone's faces by not letting you wear anything on them and to make the editorial more obvious, we'll add bondage

Freja+any model, really-we're gonna make you 2 look like you're lesbians in love, because, duh

Candice-you want to be in a high fashion magazine? Ok, but we'll give you clothes and styling that looks like from 3rd rate mail magazine

Caroline Trentini-can you jump? Of course you can. Anna Wintour taught you well

Plus, I have a feeling that they stick to image of Miranda with red lips and tight hair and oh-my-so-classy-clothes

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#4396

'sup Baron

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#4397
I really dislike this kind of 'typecasting' for models in printwork.

Freja-hello androgynous girl, we're gonna dress you up as a boy in every ed possible

Lara-wow, no other model has boobs like you so we're gonna shove them in everyone's faces by not letting you wear anything on them and to make the editorial more obvious, we'll add bondage

Freja+any model, really-we're gonna make you 2 look like you're lesbians in love, because, duh

Candice-you want to be in a high fashion magazine? Ok, but we'll give you clothes and styling that looks like from 3rd rate mail magazine

Caroline Trentini-can you jump? Of course you can. Anna Wintour taught you well

^ My god, Princess - are you sure you're not Grace Coddington "undercover" on here?! investigator.gif

That's spot-on...

How's this for typecasting: 'Magnum'
^Ah, so that's where Adriana got her "kissy-face" pose from. lightbulb.gif
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#4398
Here you have your Canadian... not only he won´t reply to all the things he should, but instead of it he will talk about unicorns in the wrong thread. Jeeez. :baronlamesign:
^I know, it's like he doesn't really read our posts isn't it?!
'sup Baron
^G'day you. I had noted your absence just the other day (on your 'homepage'). I do hope you've been engaged in something fabulous so as not to be on here?
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#4399
I really dislike this kind of 'typecasting' for models in printwork.

Freja-hello androgynous girl, we're gonna dress you up as a boy in every ed possible

Lara-wow, no other model has boobs like you so we're gonna shove them in everyone's faces by not letting you wear anything on them and to make the editorial more obvious, we'll add bondage

Freja+any model, really-we're gonna make you 2 look like you're lesbians in love, because, duh

Candice-you want to be in a high fashion magazine? Ok, but we'll give you clothes and styling that looks like from 3rd rate mail magazine

Caroline Trentini-can you jump? Of course you can. Anna Wintour taught you well

^ My god, Princess - are you sure you're not Grace Coddington "undercover" on here?! investigator.gif

That's spot-on...

How did you know this? My Anna Wintour reference? I'm glad you liked my post, I hoped somebody would

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#4400
How's this for typecasting: 'Magnum'
^Ah, so that's where Adriana got her "kissy-face" pose from. lightbulb.gif

There's been a lot of that going on recently:

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Perhaps these ladies seek to surpass the master...

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