TheBaronOfFratton

oh, and what do you think of Melody?

She's brand new and very unique imo!

I'm quite taken with her :wub2:

I saw Evija and thought you would like her natural beauty

she's 18 and not getting much work, but it's early yet!

and with her is my gorgeous companion, a Togruta named Ashara. I can't romance her as a girl, which is heartbreaking because I love her so much!

oh, and what do you think of Melody?

She's brand new and very unique imo!

I saw Evija and thought you would like her natural beauty

Just had another bottle of wine come in today We finally have our dessert wine to go with the decadent chocolate pastries for tomorrow

And hopefully enough left over wine to make a steak sauce after

^Instantly forgettable I'd say... :|

I'm sure she's a lovely lady, and should she ever give me the time of day I'd no doubt be extremely flattered and bowled over - but in this once-removed environment and being detached, I should say: boring!

She seems to have been a pretty successful model so far.

^Oh, please don't mistake my comments for anything resembling popular opinion! These are resolutely personal observations - her 'look' isn't something that particularly does it for me is all... Besides, there are some models who are very popular here - and in the real world - that leave me, at best, indifferent!

I get that she's "classically" beautiful - maybe I just like a little more "imp" in my women?

What is "imp" ?

Just had another bottle of wine come in today We finally have our dessert wine to go with the decadent chocolate pastries for tomorrow

And hopefully enough left over wine to make a steak sauce after

ALTHOUGH - I have to add a caveat - "left over wine"?!?! :shock: What? In what universe does that happen?!!

Anyway, all you need alongside a steak is a good dollop of chimichurri: parsley, oregano, garlic and olive oil.

What is "imp" ?

Hmm...i guess no such universe exists. Another reason to buy another bottle?

Just had another bottle of wine come in today We finally have our dessert wine to go with the decadent chocolate pastries for tomorrow

And hopefully enough left over wine to make a steak sauce after

^Marvellous - dessert wines are oft neglected, glad to see you're doing it properly...

ALTHOUGH - I have to add a caveat - "left over wine"?!?! :shock: What? In what universe does that happen?!!

Anyway, all you need alongside a steak is a good dollop of chimichurri: parsley, oregano, garlic and olive oil.

What is "imp" ?

^Imp as in 'impish': little mischievous demons/familiars... I prefer a little cheeky to "perfection"!

That little devil is wonderful but I know what you mean... I like it too who are the most "imp" models you like?

Flavia has breast implants?? didn´t know that! I like her too, lol.

LOL of course . Most people tend to suspect based on size first when the most common factor is hardness. Usually if a woman's boobs are the hardest thing about her, they're likely enhanced. A fitness woman on the other hand may harden her bosom through her workouts as men and women have the same chest muscles and thus the pushing motions (push ups, bench press ect.) work and firm the chest of a woman the same as a man.

So I'm sitting here playing wow (why I'm not in bed even though I just went to bed at 4am and woke up at 7am is beyond me)... on vent listening to a bunch of guys from around the world talk to each other... many lulz so far.

The guys are from the following places...

Germany, England, Northern Ireland, United States, Greece, Italy, Sweden, Canada, Poland, France, Wales and Australia... Wow you have no idea how nasty these ppl are towards each other.

The German - cool as fuck, quick to temper and seems to have issues with the guy from Poland... (No joking.. he doesn't like him cause he's Polish... and a Jew)

The Englishmen - sweet but with a stiff upper lip and a dry sense of humor. Seems to have issues with the guy from Northern Ireland, France and Italy and Wales.

The Swede - ... likes to talk about sex every other sentence. He's sweet to me though... might be because I'm a girl though. He's quick to point out he's only HALF Swedish, the other half is Finnish... and the English guy is quick to point out that he's only "half retarded" then.

The Irishmen - can't understand a damn thing he's saying and he's pissed off about everything. The dude from Wales won't stop laughing at him and his responses are as follows ..."OH YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY! ... LULZ... LOOOL... LOL IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU FUCK... STUPID FUCK!"

The French dude - SO quick to fly off the handle and call everyone out for being a "fucking baddie"... Happens to be gay... seriously not making that up. Also very concerned about how much gold he has over the other people.

The Polish guy - Quiet and seems to want to avoid talking about anything.... a little slow on the uptake. O.o I asked him if he was high... he's not. O>o

The Australian - Amazing accent, kinda staring at the French dude and his attitude problem. Pretty nice, quick to get up the Canadian's ass about everything

The Canadian - Making stupid comments aboot stuff, making the American, Australian and Englishman laugh... and the Irishman keeps screaming at him "Wtf are you saying?... Shut the fuck up and fucking heal like a lil bitch."

The Italian and the Frenchmen don't get along with each other, are fighting over just about everything.. who would of thunk it right?

Dude from Wales seems to have a stiffy for the Englishmen.... and keeps making references to not fucking sheep.

The American is everyone trolling hard, seems to only get along with the Australian, German, Irishmen and Englishman. Want's to go back to bed as well... kinda bitchy as a result.

Greek guy - Hasn't said a damn word other then "shut the fuck up" to the Polish guy over EVERYTHING he says.

And not a single one of them can call anyone who isn't middle eastern anything other then a dirty Jew, or Arab... o.o

They all like to throw the "N" word around every 2 seconds (Except the Irish dude)

To them everyone is a "f*ing f*g"

None of them have a favorable stance on Latinos

Oh but at least they all found one thing to laugh at

^ Balding wankers...

And, yeah, you get a bunch of guys 'together' like that and they'll soon be effing and jeffing and chucking the "N" word around like they're all from South Central, LA - unless they are from South Central, LA. Then the rest of them will pretty much stop the faux-gangsta shit, and remember that in fact they're middle-class white boys in their parent's basement.

Honestly, if you want to endear me to the joys of WoW (of which, I'm sure, there are legion) then the prospect of hanging out with these guys is not the way to go about it!

That little devil is wonderful but I know what you mean... I like it too who are the most "imp" models you like?

Screw WoW and come play Star Wars with me'

Hey Baron, now I try to be open minded, but is it me or does this sound like the average teenage girl singing in the car . That's not to mention the terrible dancing . I find it strange too they say so many thousands audition and these are the best in American when the average person at my school talent show is better but they all said it was amazing. I am curious to look up the original though to see how they compare.

Flavia has breast implants?? didn´t know that! I like her too, lol.

LOL of course . Most people tend to suspect based on size first when the most common factor is hardness. Usually if a woman's boobs are the hardest thing about her, they're likely enhanced. A fitness woman on the other hand may harden her bosom through her workouts as men and women have the same chest muscles and thus the pushing motions (push ups, bench press ect.) work and firm the chest of a woman the same as a man.

Hm, but many models are very fit actually... I mean, very fit. However... I never tried the hardness of Flavia´s breasts :evil:

That little devil is wonderful but I know what you mean... I like it too who are the most "imp" models you like?

^Well, I was mainly talking about former Baronesses... But, in 'models' - well, Behati obviously ( ), but then other favourites Lais Navarro, Magdalena, Rosie, Chanel, Eniko, Rasa Zukauskaite. They all have cheeky smiles and that glint of mischief in their eyes.

Oh... were all the former Baronesses "impy" in a kind of way?

I like them all... but I´m really falling into Eniko recently, since I´ve seen this video with young models getting asked various questions, she was so funny she seems to have a huge personality there

Hey Baron, now I try to be open minded, but is it me or does this sound like the average teenage girl singing in the car . That's not to mention the terrible dancing .

No, nothing special vocally, typical put-her-through-as-she's-moderately-attractive gambit. But, I suppose, that's part of the package?

I don't know why you watch these shows, Joe - brain-rotting nonsense... Reality TV of this form is the new "opium of the masses".

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Oh... were all the former Baronesses "impy" in a kind of way?

I like them all... but I´m really falling into Eniko recently, since I´ve seen this video with young models getting asked various questions, she was so funny she seems to have a huge personality there

And, yeah, I suppose the former Baroness was - as were many of the pretenders...

Screw WoW and come play Star Wars with me'

Hm, but many models are very fit actually... I mean, very fit. However... I never tried the hardness of Flavia´s breasts :evil:

Well, I'm very fit technically as in compared to the average person. I can carry a grown man up several flights of stairs, but with my huge belly none would call me a 'fitness man' . By fitness woman I mean not just fit enough to aid you in a separate profession but fit enough to make a living by way of your fitness alone. Even Doutzen wouldn't qualify although she may be better off than some since some use questinable subsances though not all. In this case, most specifically a muscular woman...

...since if a woman is muscular in general then that is the natural weakness of my hard boob rule since muscular women have harder chests anyway.

On the other hand, in Japan they have much more advanced procedures than we have over here so there's aren't as hard as ours are but people just assume they're fake anyway just because they're Asian. I had a girlfriend that was older than me who just randomly showed back up one day with fake boobs and it was the weirdest thing because she didn't mention it in any way so it was really funny and slightly off putting at the same time . They were defintiely better before as a side note.

Hey Baron, now I try to be open minded, but is it me or does this sound like the average teenage girl singing in the car . That's not to mention the terrible dancing .

^She's incredibly irritating too, since we're criticising! I bet her boyfriend is a douche.

No, nothing special vocally, typical put-her-through-as-she's-moderately-attractive gambit. But, I suppose, that's part of the package?

I don't know why you watch these shows, Joe - brain-rotting nonsense... Reality TV of this form is the new "opium of the masses".

:baronlamesign:

I know, but shows like A.I., Survivor ect. seem to always be the thing when I go over someone else's house . I don't really watch any reality shows on my own time unless its on one of the information channels like Ax Men, Swamp Men, Idiot Abroad or those types right before I got to sleep or something .

I can carry a grown man up several flights of stairs

Is there a story behind that?

Its exactly what you think . Drunk cousin promised his girlfriend (who he works with) he'd stop drinking. I couldn't find his car and it was a nice walk to mine (because the cheapest pay to park spot was farther away) so I had to haul his sorry arse up the stairs so she wouldn't see him as she was coming down.