TheBaronOfFratton

Lol, I can do the same as Angella it´s really more a trick than a skill... but she looks great

land-mines. Now I call THAT an adrenaline sport

land-mines. Now I call THAT an adrenaline sport

Holy crap, land-mines !!! Not exactly the motivation I'd use to keep people moving and on their feet. And im stuck here thinking...."why the heck did they mention this before the race?" The Russian roulette of cross-country...no thx

^I don't know how great the danger actually was - I rather got the impression that the Lebanese were trying to get a rise out of us! They did the same by trying to fuck me up with chillies too - figuring my palate couldn't cope - but I'd just been living in New Mexico so they didn't stand a chance!

But, as you can imagine, the place was (at that time) shot up and bombed out, and there were plenty of areas cordoned off because of mines...

Lol, I can do the same as Angella it´s really more a trick than a skill... but she looks great

^Shhh... Don't scupper my chances with the networks!

Ah knickers...I laugh at how some Americans don't have a clue as to what that is So i will also teach them words/phrases such as "Bee's Knee's" - "chuffed as nuts" and my personal fav "put some welly into it" (Y)

^I so much prefer to write in english - and 'English' english at that - as the breadth of phrases are just vaster (not to mention colourful!). Honestly, most Porteño slang (Lunfardo) centres around female genitalia. It's so gauche!

Hmmm, and as to playing on that basketball court...would drunk be a good start?

^Aside from "performance-related" issues in the bedroom - I can't think of anything that's not somewhat improved by being drunk?!!

I'd sure get a RISE over the talk of landmines and the possibility of missing limbs. I don't know...maybe I'm just a tad too attached to my limbs eh? LOL and a spicy food challenge too...next time you should your sport your capsaicin crown - that might get the point across. I was thinking something along the lines of this:

But of course u get the final word on the design

Ah knickers...I laugh at how some Americans don't have a clue as to what that is So i will also teach them words/phrases such as "Bee's Knee's" - "chuffed as nuts" and my personal fav "put some welly into it" (Y)

^I so much prefer to write in english - and 'English' english at that - as the breadth of phrases are just vaster (not to mention colourful!). Honestly, most Porteño slang (Lunfardo) centres around female genitalia. It's so gauche

I must admit that the the English across the Atlantic do have a great choice of phrases which aren't shy on the color. I still cant get over "put some welly into it". My friends look at me with a raised eyebrow and confused on whether it was a motivational phrase or one that pokes fun of there sexuality...I'm still waiting to see when they figure that one out Hmmm, and looking into this Lunfardo you speak of. Sounds like my type of language I think.

Hmmm, and as to playing on that basketball court...would drunk be a good start?

^Aside from "performance-related" issues in the bedroom - I can't think of anything that's not somewhat improved by being drunk?!!

Well cheers, cheers then !!! To a good game of football, basketball, and bad sex with our women that night

Ah knickers...I laugh at how some Americans don't have a clue as to what that is So i will also teach them words/phrases such as "Bee's Knee's" - "chuffed as nuts" and my personal fav "put some welly into it" (Y)

I must admit I do take our wide range of slang words/saying for granted. It comes as second nature to us. I guess. Too bad both yourself and Baron not able to join my friends and I on a night out. It be an education for you Are you awere of the saying "The dogs bollocks" or in short "Its the Dogs" Love the fact you like "Put some welly into it" A saying you'd here in a middle/upper class society then anywhere else to be honest. So don't be shouting it out in the ghetto! "Chuffed as nuts" is I am embaressed to say a new one on me but hey, you live and learn

I'd sure get a RISE over the talk of landmines and the possibility of missing limbs. I don't know...maybe I'm just a tad too attached to my limbs eh? LOL and a spicy food challenge too...next time you should your sport your capsaicin crown - that might get the point across. I was thinking something along the lines of this:

But of course u get the final word on the design

^Yeah, I don't how you can make that look good... I'm open to design suggestions though!

I think you can only get away with that sort of thing en masse - like the Green Bay "cheese-heads" fans. And that's highly debatable!

Well cheers, cheers then !!! To a good game of football, basketball, and bad sex with our women that night

^There's a reason I've a string of failed relationships behind me, I'm sure...

I must admit I do take our wide range of slang words/saying for granted. It comes as second nature to us. I guess. Too bad both yourself and Baron not able to join my friends and I on a night out. It be an education for you Are you awere of the saying "The dogs bollocks" or in short "Its the Dogs" Love the fact you like "Put some welly into it" A saying you'd here in a middle/upper class society then anywhere else to be honest. So don't be shouting it out in the ghetto! "Chuffed as nuts" is I am embaressed to say a new one on me but hey, you live and learn

^I've never lived anywhere with such a wide variety of slang, and such evocative wording! What's more wonderful is that you travel 20 miles down the road and there's a whole new bunch of phrases!!! Like you say, class can be an indicator, but often it's just geography. It's great to figure out where someone is from simply by their bizarre references and turn of phrase.

I must admit I do take our wide range of slang words/saying for granted. It comes as second nature to us. I guess. Too bad both yourself and Baron not able to join my friends and I on a night out. It be an education for you Are you awere of the saying "The dogs bollocks" or in short "Its the Dogs" Love the fact you like "Put some welly into it" A saying you'd here in a middle/upper class society then anywhere else to be honest. So don't be shouting it out in the ghetto! "Chuffed as nuts" is I am embaressed to say a new one on me but hey, you live and learn

^I've never lived anywhere with such a wide variety of slang, and such evocative wording! What's more wonderful is that you travel 20 miles down the road and there's a whole new bunch of phrases!!! Like you say, class can be an indicator, but often it's just geography. It's great to figure out where someone is from simply by their bizarre references and turn of phrase.

Indeed, geography has a massive part to play. Especially in the midlands. The distance between Liverpool and Manchester is about 20 miles but quite franklyit might as well be another galaxy in terms of the way they speak. Neither of them can understand each other I am currently living in the west country. Been here about four years now. It was quite the culture shock for a guy coming from London. To this day I still can't get use to the local lingo.

Here are a few examples

"Where he too" - Where is he from

"Lush" - a word used to discibe how nice something is

"Gert"- means "really" So if you were to say " he is a gert lush guy" (which is a common phase amongst girls) It would mean "Really Nice guy"

There are plenty more but i can't think of them off the top of my head

LOL , well its not as impressive as one might think. That was back when I was in the 310-320lb range and the weight of my arms on their own focused in different directions by default generated enough force .

^Ah, were these YouTube comments yours then:

it must be fun to not have fats.

haha my ass has gotten bigger through the ages lol!

???

LOL what in the? ....

^ That just makes me feel wired

If that was her legs however....

Her hobby might have something to do with her unusual VS 'walks'

As you can see, none of those really helped - and my mind was ablaze with what it could all mean??? However I've just tried again, and although it wasn't anywhere near as exciting as what was playing in my head ( ) that is quite a parlour trick!

I believe Joe can break out of handcuffs or something like that too (if I recall correctly?), so maybe they could set up a escapologist reality TV show together - I'm going for 'above averange'...

The comments, like most on youtube, are from an alternate universe

Lol, I can do the same as Angella it

^ That just makes me feel wired

If that was her legs however....

Her hobby might have something to do with her unusual VS 'walks'

Indeed, Clearly a huge fan of Monty Python

It would put a whole new aspect to the VSFS

haha, I've seen that before.

From 1:00

I like Angela, but that particular look was half fascinating/half cringe inducing

^ Glad to see that joke wasn't lost on you, I did wonder

Weather you find it fascinating or cringing, can't help but admire the creativity in my opinion. Is that ianyway in relation to Monty Python or mealy a coincidence?

Lol, I can do the same as Angella it´s really more a trick than a skill... but she looks great

I think so, too... You guys got me interested in this video so I finally watched it, and of course had to try it it feels like I'm thisclose to do this but I don't want to twist my wrist

^Work at it princess, and I'll get you on my new show too!

The comments, like most on youtube, are from an alternate universe

^Endlessly fascinating though, don't you think? They're a testament to anonymous vitriol, superiority complexes, and knee-jerk reactionism!

I like Angela, but that particular look was half fascinating/half cringe inducing

^I recall her walk in that show was a big talking point at the time. "Octopus" was an oft-used word...

For me, I was reeling from VS's primary school grasp of Surrealism, and the bastardisation of the works of my favourite artist.

And I think Noemie Lenoir was also heavily influenced by Python during that VSFS, Nightlife... :|

The comments, like most on youtube, are from an alternate universe

^Endlessly fascinating though, don't you think? They're a testament to anonymous vitriol, superiority complexes, and knee-jerk reactionism!

Lol, I can do the same as Angella it�s really more a trick than a skill... but she looks great

Really? Women, particularly tall, thin, & lithe women like Angela have an easier time with that. My arms aren't very long so I can't get too far with the procedure

My arms are long enough eventhough I´m not that tall and not that thin... but do you know the trick with the plate? It´s something really similar... it´s just about movement.

Lol, I can do the same as Angella it´s really more a trick than a skill... but she looks great

^Shhh... Don't scupper my chances with the networks!

I won´t.... promise

I must admit I do take our wide range of slang words/saying for granted. It comes as second nature to us. I guess. Too bad both yourself and Baron not able to join my friends and I on a night out. It be an education for you Are you awere of the saying "The dogs bollocks" or in short "Its the Dogs" Love the fact you like "Put some welly into it" A saying you'd here in a middle/upper class society then anywhere else to be honest. So don't be shouting it out in the ghetto! "Chuffed as nuts" is I am embaressed to say a new one on me but hey, you live and learn

^I've never lived anywhere with such a wide variety of slang, and such evocative wording! What's more wonderful is that you travel 20 miles down the road and there's a whole new bunch of phrases!!! Like you say, class can be an indicator, but often it's just geography. It's great to figure out where someone is from simply by their bizarre references and turn of phrase.

Indeed, geography has a massive part to play. Especially in the midlands. The distance between Liverpool and Manchester is about 20 miles but quite franklyit might as well be another galaxy in terms of the way they speak. Neither of them can understand each other I am currently living in the west country. Been here about four years now. It was quite the culture shock for a guy coming from London. To this day I still can't get use to the local lingo.

Here are a few examples

"Where he too" - Where is he from

"Lush" - a word used to discibe how nice something is

"Gert"- means "really" So if you were to say " he is a gert lush guy" (which is a common phase amongst girls) It would mean "Really Nice guy"

There are plenty more but i can't think of them off the top of my head

Can you guys just give me a book on it? I feel like out of place - absolutely what have I been learning for so many years? It seems it wasn´t English for sure!!

Lol, I can do the same as Angella it´s really more a trick than a skill... but she looks great

I think so, too... You guys got me interested in this video so I finally watched it, and of course had to try it it feels like I'm thisclose to do this but I don't want to twist my wrist

Never give up! At the worst, doctors can always fix it

The comments, like most on youtube, are from an alternate universe

^Endlessly fascinating though, don't you think? They're a testament to anonymous vitriol, superiority complexes, and knee-jerk reactionism!

^Ah yes, I forgot to add the propensity for appalling spelling and syntax! They must be ill-educated or sutin...

I bloody love Adam Buxton too, wish he was back on the radio.

donbot, I don't know how but I think we should try to get 'shit sperm' into common usage on here!

@Jennka

Haha, don't worry my darlin, you're english far exceeds most of the nation in terms of using the correct grammer

Plus you don't want to be hanging out with those kinda people. They are the kinda people who sleep with their cousins and produce kids with 7 toes and three eyes

Not to mention you feel overdressed just by smiling at them

i just want to see this on both threads.

^What about my thread? Not that I've taken (much) offence thus far...

Besides, my thread SO has the best staff: