TheBaronOfFratton

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#4821
She was the girl who got selected to get the chance to walk the runway at VSFS a few years back right? If it is a stunt not quite sure how she expects it to go in her favor

Now that I've viewed her short BZ/ tfs threads, it's apparent to me that she won the VS model search and flared out...

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#4822
She was the girl who got selected to get the chance to walk the runway at VSFS a few years back right? If it is a stunt not quite sure how she expects it to go in her favor

Now that I've viewed her short BZ/ tfs threads, it's apparent to me that she won the VS model search and flared out...

Yeah i thought that was her. VS did a whole segment of it in the show. Now that you mention it I haven't heard her do anything since. But then again i haven't been keeping a casting eye on her at all. Guess it was a case of "15 mins of fame" Too bad, she made an impression when she first burst onto the scenes

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#4823

^I found Kylie Bisutti the prefect triumph of sticking basketball breasts on the body of a vacuous simpering "blonde". She was genetically designed for morons to vote for in the ridiculous charade that was the VSFS 2009 'Model Search'. An exercise in talent-show pandering, inevitable outcome, and sheer futility that resulted in an ill-equipped "winner" being left to shuffle around in the hinterland of the VS machine. No wonder, really, that she's been peddling this 'retirement for religious reasons' bullshit these last two years as nobody knew what to do with her in the meantime and the egg was on everybody's face - so this would seem a sweet way to excuse all involved... <_<

I´d love to meet Lay

You´d love to meet me too?

Who wouldn't want to meet you?

^Can't you take this Jennka "Love-In" to Jennka's own thread - there's plenty more there for it to fit in with...

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#4824
I´d love to meet Lay

You´d love to meet me too?

Who wouldn't want to meet you?

Oooh

but I guess my previous friends

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#4825
Her body may be exceptional (thank to God ) but we won't see it any more I guess. Kylie doesn't want to lust us, and such sexy modelling is not for her she saw the light that told her run away from VS girl, remember you have a husband!!!!!!!!!!!! And our holy Kylie realized what's important in life.

(if you don't get this post then I guess you don't visit Totally Spurious thread too often )

No, Layla, I didn't read about Kylie there :-D Do you think that the Muslim thing is a publicity stunt for more career and more income?

She's not Muslim, she's Christian. I mean, nothing wrong with anybody being religious, it's just that she's very hypocritical. I checked her thread and sb made a good point that after her VS thing she doesn't have anything now so it may be a publicity stunt.

I promised God I won´t talk about Kylie anymore, because that would be a pretty bad language used on someone I do not even know. As I wrote on a VS spurious thread, I´ll light a fully-dressed candle for Kylie, and that´s the best thing I can say about her.

Oh, how lovely I am!

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#4826
^I found Kylie Bisutti the prefect triumph of sticking basketball breasts on the body of a vacuous simpering "blonde". She was genetically designed for morons to vote for in the ridiculous charade that was the VSFS 2009 'Model Search'. An exercise in talent-show pandering, inevitable outcome, and sheer futility that resulted in an ill-equipped "winner" being left to shuffle around in the hinterland of the VS machine. No wonder, really, that she's been peddling this 'retirement for religious reasons' bullshit these last two years as nobody knew what to do with her in the meantime and the egg was on everybody's face - so this would seem a sweet way to excuse all involved... <_<
I´d love to meet Lay

You´d love to meet me too?

Who wouldn't want to meet you?

^Can't you take this Jennka "Love-In" to Jennka's own thread - there's plenty more there for it to fit in with...

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we love you too, B

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#4827

Behati love!!

Behati with a puppy - pure cuteness

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#4828

I say Baron, have you had the chance to check out 'Future This' yet? Unfortunately, my ears have yet to hear it - my beloved five-year-old MP3 player finally gave up the ghost last week and consequently, my listening habits have taken something of a hit.

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#4829
^Can't you take this Jennka "Love-In" to Jennka's own thread - there's plenty more there for it to fit in with...

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Oh no, please, forgive me us

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#4830

Jennka, where is the second picture from

^I found Kylie Bisutti the prefect triumph of sticking basketball breasts on the body of a vacuous simpering "blonde". She was genetically designed for morons to vote for in the ridiculous charade that was the VSFS 2009 'Model Search'. An exercise in talent-show pandering, inevitable outcome, and sheer futility that resulted in an ill-equipped "winner" being left to shuffle around in the hinterland of the VS machine. No wonder, really, that she's been peddling this 'retirement for religious reasons' bullshit these last two years as nobody knew what to do with her in the meantime and the egg was on everybody's face - so this would seem a sweet way to excuse all involved... <_<

It was the fashion equivalent of X factor or any other reality tv show trash you wish to mention. So it's no surprise really that her career to a turn for the worse. (Notice VS hasn't done it since..if i am not mistaken ) Never been a fan of finding stars or in this instance models. If their good enough they will find VS. Otherwise we will be filling up the runway with utter dross

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#4831

^

Kylie is more of a 'nuts' type glamour model than a VS or Fashion model. Do you guys remember Adrianne Curry? She basically trolls for attention full time now...:-/

^I found Kylie Bisutti the prefect triumph of sticking basketball breasts on the body of a vacuous simpering "blonde". She was genetically designed for morons to vote for in the ridiculous charade that was the VSFS 2009 'Model Search'. An exercise in talent-show pandering, inevitable outcome, and sheer futility that resulted in an ill-equipped "winner" being left to shuffle around in the hinterland of the VS machine. No wonder, really, that she's been peddling this 'retirement for religious reasons' bullshit these last two years as nobody knew what to do with her in the meantime and the egg was on everybody's face - so this would seem a sweet way to excuse all involved... <_<

To me, the generic and rather forgettable blonde model would be someone like Carrie Prejean. They make them in a factory. Kylie is not 'Anglo-Saxon' enough for that role,

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#4832
^

Kylie is more of a 'nuts' type glamour model than a VS or Fashion model. Do you guys remember Adriana Curry? She basically trolls for attention full time now...:-/

(Didn't realise the states had "Nuts Magazine" you poor things ) Classing Kylie as a Nuts Magazine material maybe a little harsh in my opinion. But granted. I can see the difference in class from herself to any other model for sure. Hence the reason we haven't heard much from her.

Adriana Curry is a new name to me

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#4833
Jennka, where is the second picture from

I'm not Jennka but I want to guess! it looks like something from "Elle". Let's wait and see if I was right

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#4834
we love you too, B
Oh no, please, forgive me us

^Ja Ja! I'd like to meet you both too. Perhaps we could all meet up for tea? tea.gif

And thank you for the Behati goodness.

Jennka, where is the second picture from

I'm not Jennka but I want to guess! it looks like something from "Elle". Let's wait and see if I was right

^Indeed it is (was?). I'm not Jennka either but I am a show-off who knows the answer (as I have the magazine! ). It's from Elle (France), April 2011 - full editorial here: http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2111132
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#4835
It was the fashion equivalent of X factor or any other reality tv show trash you wish to mention. So it's no surprise really that her career to a turn for the worse. (Notice VS hasn't done it since..if i am not mistaken ) Never been a fan of finding stars or in this instance models. If their good enough they will find VS. Otherwise we will be filling up the runway with utter dross
^If you allow the public to vote - then this is what will happen. She was easily the most 'commercially' attractive of the group, and had those assets that Joe Average (as opposed to Joe > Average) would find appealing. Not my thing at all, but the LCD I suppose..?
To me, the generic and rather forgettable blonde model would be someone like Carrie Prejean. They make them in a factory. Kylie is not 'Anglo-Saxon' enough for that role,
^This is why I put "blonde" in quotation marks. I very much doubt collar and cuffs match...

Whoever Carrie Prejean may be.

^

Kylie is more of a 'nuts' type glamour model than a VS or Fashion model. Do you guys remember Adriana Curry? She basically trolls for attention full time now...:-/

(Didn't realise the states had "Nuts Magazine" you poor things ) Classing Kylie as a Nuts Magazine material maybe a little harsh in my opinion. But granted. I can see the difference in class from herself to any other model for sure. Hence the reason we haven't heard much from her.

^Actually I think she's exactly that sort of model! That's the kind of work she's done since then too (FHM and Maxim), like i said - the 'Model Search' thing should never have come to pass - because that's what the general public think models should be like. <_<
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#4836
Whoever Carrie Prejean may be.

Former Miss USA who got a lot of backlash because she's not in favour of gay marriage.

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#4837

Google their names

Adrianne Curry was the winner of the "Next Top Model" (or something) show hosted by Tyra Banks. Both weren't top model material and flared out really quickly...There are so many American women that look like Carrie!

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Also, as for British men's magazines, Rhian Sugden is probably my only favorite.

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#4838
Lol, Joe!!

That pic just get me rolling and I'm a fan of Gisele and not Brady as well :morning: .

...that's what the general public think models should be like. <_<

I must admit the win to fail ratio is neck and neck for me on both ends (that is average citizen vs. average designer, casting agent or model fan). At least I'm all on board with the a fashion person's do not want for Kylie Biscuits, but on the other hand I'm equally on board with the average citizens do not want for Abbey Lee Kershaw at the same time, so I can relate to both sides. The model search was definitely a waste of time in any case though obviously.

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#4839
I must admit the win to fail ratio is neck and neck for me on both ends (that is average citizen vs. average designer, casting agent or model fan). At least I'm all on board with the a fashion person's do not want for Kylie Biscuits, but on the other hand I'm equally on board with the average citizens do not want for Abbey Lee Kershaw at the same time, so I can relate to both sides. The model search was definitely a waste of time in any case though obviously.
^I was speaking as my fictitious fashion editor-at-large alter-ego: Binki DeVille!

Binki does not like girls like VSKylie...

On the other hand, Binki thinks Abbey Lee Kershaw is De-vine (it's Binki's catchphrase)!

In real life, I can see both sides of course - but I like to think I have some sort of insight into things by now, and that was my point. It was silly for VS to ask for something they probably wouldn't like the answer to.

Oh, and that cat picture was great! In plain sight!?!? Poor kitty. What a way to find out...

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#4840
we love you too, B
Oh no, please, forgive me us

^Ja Ja! I'd like to meet you both too. Perhaps we could all meet up for tea? tea.gif

And thank you for the Behati goodness.

Jennka, where is the second picture from

I'm not Jennka but I want to guess! it looks like something from "Elle". Let's wait and see if I was right

^Indeed it is (was?). I'm not Jennka either but I am a show-off who knows the answer (as I have the magazine! ). It's from Elle (France), April 2011 - full editorial here: http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?s=&...t&p=2111132

Ah cheers Baron The embarrassing part of that, is that I posted a coupe of posts later. So without doubt I would have taken a gander

Cult Icon: You seem to continue to show me up. This time with an english model

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