TheBaronOfFratton

hells ya Ur back 

Sir where have you been hiding!? Glad to finally see you around once again...now how about that Laphroaig?

Well well well :morning:

for this special occasion, I will get me some beer today and drink it all

Greatest comeback since Elvis '68.

She's been pawing at your thread door all winter

^ Dang it dontbot you beat me to it!

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^How nice it is to be back - thank you all for the welcome... I hope you got nice and drunk on my behalf then, Jennka - and you know a fireside digestif of Laphroaig would be the perfect end to such a day! 

As for what prompted my return, well only THE GREATEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF BZ™. I saw this and thought, if that's the level of conversation hitting my old forum then I WANT IN. It's got it all: debate, humour, religion, placating, drivel, pointlessness - in short, it's perfection. Here, go forth and enjoy (if you haven't already, and if you haven't then what the hell have you been doing since July 28th???  :shock: ):  http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/49291-is-there-anyone-prettier-than-alexis-ren/  

Well, there was that, but then I also came back for some ass:

I hope to be catching up with you all on your own threads as soon as... Oh, we've got movies and footy and ladies and much else new to discuss!

^ That's one mighty fine specimen you have there sir!

Ah, we have us here 

Things are looking better on this forum.  Welcome back and I look forward to everything in the future! 

^How nice it is to be back - thank you all for the welcome... I hope you got nice and drunk on my behalf then, Jennka - and you know a fireside digestif of Laphroaig would be the perfect end to such a day! 

 

 

As for what prompted my return, well only THE GREATEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF BZ™. I saw this and thought, if that's the level of conversation hitting my old forum then I WANT IN. It's got it all: debate, humour, religion, placating, drivel, pointlessness - in short, it's perfection. Here, go forth and enjoy (if you haven't already, and if you haven't then what the hell have you been doing since July 28th???  :shock: ):  http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/49291-is-there-anyone-prettier-than-alexis-ren/  

 

I hope to be catching up with you all on your own threads as soon as... Oh, we've got movies and footy and ladies and much else new to discuss!

Please regale us of tales regarding your adventures and new interests : )

A new model I like a lot: Samantha Gradoville: <3  What do you think??

 

Please regale us of tales regarding your adventures and new interests : )

 

Welcome back,Baron.  So great to have such a member as you around.

And    at that thread,when I saw it at that time,I wanted to share in it,but didn't know what to say,say Yes,or reply to that religious fear,or be harsh and tell that member to stop this bullshit,but then I decided to not say a word. 

My body is ready..although I cannot know if my mind can handle it..

The eyes of the world are upon you.  

The hopes and dreams of liberty-loving people march with you  

You carry a shining beacon of light that will engulf all future generations....

 

^I don't know if you're all ready:

 

 

 

 

 

A new model I like a lot: Samantha Gradoville: <3  What do you think??

 

Amigo, I wonder, have you had any good bottles of scotch lately?

Here are a few others:   Nastya Zhidkikh, Sasha Luss,  Samantha G, Zuzanna Bijoch, Juliana Schurig. and Natalia Siodmiak.  There are more, of course.

Samantha G has GORGEOUS eyes and everything else, but her nose is a little crooked and thick for a model.  I wouldn't be surprised if she had some sort of cosmetic surgery (bridge narrowed? something is a bit off..) on it.  Nevertheless, I find her very appealing.

I need to get energized too on BZ...My BZ morale has declined much over the summer but it's slowly coming back (I think!). 

^I've just been lurking in her thread as I wasn't much familiar with her - I have to say she's not really for me (although she has lovely eyes), but if there's such a thing as being able to spot someone else's type then she definitely falls into yours! I must admit I've not followed the forums at all in my absence, so I don't know if I've missed out on any new potential Baronesses in the meantime...

 

 

 

^The absurd pretence PLUS the banality really made it for me!!! Ah, but they say the art of conversation is dead on BZ - not so after reading that thread, not so... 

 

^Well that's rather a lot to live up to. SO BE IT! 

 

 

can't wait to see what you unviel after the "underconstruction"

Anyways we used to talk about movies alot. Seen any good ones lately? Any movies your particularly excited for?

Amigo, I wonder, have you had any good bottles of scotch lately?

^I tell you what, I was mighty surprised with the Japanese love of whisky on my travels there during  this absence. They have big passion for scotch anyway - but this little homegrown beauty really impressed me:

I'm not sure how easy it may be to find outside. I have a bottle here now though!

Here are a few others:   Nastya Zhidkikh, Sasha Luss,  Samantha G, Zuzanna Bijoch, Juliana Schurig. and Natalia Siodmiak.  There are more, of course.

 

Samantha G has GORGEOUS eyes and everything else, but her nose is a little crooked and thick for a model.  I wouldn't be surprised if she had some sort of cosmetic surgery (bridge narrowed? something is a bit off..) on it.  Nevertheless, I find her very appealing.

 

I need to get energized too on BZ...My BZ morale has declined much over the summer but it's slowly coming back (I think!). 

^Well, I do hope so... 

I have looked all those ladies up, and Nastya is the one that jumps out to me. Her thread is fledgling, but I see potential.

By the way, I never really cared for Caroline Winberg - although I recall (I think) you had an interest in her? She's now a 'mentor' on the UK version of The Face which began here this week, and I've already had a complete volte face, and have a massive crush on her now! 

can't wait to see what you unviel after the "underconstruction"

 

Anyways we used to talk about movies alot. Seen any good ones lately? Any movies your particularly excited for?

^To be honest I'm completely devoid of any 'set' ideas. I'm on default until inspiration, or a kindly benefactor...  *all-encompassing general hint*

As for movies, well, as I said up there(^) I've been jollying around Japan of late - and my current obsession is for Japanese cinema. I don't know if you have any knowledge/interest in that but I can bore you with favoured directors, plus actresses I have added to my fictional harem?!