TheBaronOfFratton
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^Really? You've never said a good thing is a 'peach'? Or how about a thing not working properly as a 'lemon'? Ah, fruit based metaphors...
'Orchard' is a rather grand way of putting it! There are only 10, plus 10 almond trees as well. It's a nice little added income though, but I could hardly live like a king off the back of them.
I need to pick up on my fruit bastard metaphors...bruise like a banana or avocado? Oh the dilemma here! 
Well 1 month like a king then? 
Random tidbit but if memory serves me right our state is the leading producer of almonds in the world. I think we dominate a high double digit percentage of the market these days.
Russian Dating Site Pictures
Day 1:
In Soviet Russia: woMen are Mermaids
- To be cont...
Yes, it's amazing how quickly you can pick up the signatures of various composers. When I was younger and they'd play pieces in quizzes and ask 'who is that?' I used to think that was the most impossible thing. I'm no expert, but there are certain ones I can pick out now (opera too)...
The few opera singers I know I can recognize although that genre's probably the next on the to do list 
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^I've said it before, but getting an emoticon names after me remains my proudest moment on here!
Glad to hear it 
. I was proud to be (along with Penny) one of the two members mentioned 
in your departing post. Of course (as is self evident) you did come back, but the fact that it was your 10,000th post wasn't lost on the eyes of these criminal profiling quick skimming eyes of mine anyway 
. Meanwhile, she's... 
blissfully unaware....
that the killers of killers from space are on the prowl... 
Well 1 month like a king then?
^Are you trying to challenge my almomnipotence? 
*Groan*
^Yay - instant cleverityness! 
That said, works for me... :brows:
Russian Dating Site Pictures
Day 1:
- To be cont...
^I don't know if I should look forward to this or not? 
Proof mermaids, just like those fabled 72 virgins, aren't necessarily a good thing...
^Run! Run like the wind... 
HI-5!
Ah, the VSFS... So, in the end nobody was fucking Queen of fucking anything - funny that! Still, good to read our members were in possession of that most important piece of viewing equipment:
I claim cultural-appropriation! :persuazn: I'll bet this just sounded really great too... :baronlamesign:
"Could you be, the most beautiful girl in the world?"
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show®
The Sexiest Night on Television™
Still don't have time to see the photos from this year's show but I saw the outfits worn by Magdalena, Kasia and Monika thanks to one of the gossip websites 
Poor Moni, was her outfit inspired by kindergarden children? Wait, don't answer that :|
^Are you trying to challenge my almomnipotence?
*Groan*
Why never, I would never do that
Any fav recipes using those almonds sir?
^Like I said, a goat comes and headbutts those trees and then the shepherd takes them away... I get paid by the weight of the yield, I don't keep any barring a few I might nibble on! As far as I know they are taken for their oil and used for a Spanish company that makes a suntan lotion with almonds amongst other things.
That said, I do like a bit of marzipan or praline... 
Still don't have time to see the photos from this year's show but I saw the outfits worn by Magdalena, Kasia and Monika thanks to one of the gossip websites
^Sadly, I think PINK was just hipsters trying to be clever... 
The entire PINK walkthrough looks like it was inspired by toddlers/kindergartners/dog clothing plus internet emoticons.
:mignonne:
^ gorgeous girl but these balloons... they're real? Lmao, looks like bad 'photo art' of 8 year olds. Or my ex classmate (over 20) who decorates her fb pictures of her and her boyfriend with juvenile hearts and smileys 
Layla,
I think they were balloons attached to large plastic straws. The inspiration was probably from children's straws.
This has been moving around the Internets. Haha, her outfit looks so much like clothing fit for small dogs:
Backstage photos show that Monica was hanging out with the 'young' generation of top models (age around 21) rather than the older ones. Regardless of her outfit, she seems to have had a good time according to these photos: 
And she is doing a swimsuit shoot for them now.
The girl designer of PINK has toddler's clothes placed on the walls of her workstation.............hahaah
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Baron, how did you feel about the 'Cultural Appropriation'?? You White Victim, YOU!
This has been moving around the Internets. Haha, her outfit looks so much like clothing fit for small dogs:
Backstage photos show that Monica was hanging out with the 'young' generation of top models (age around 21) rather than the older ones. Regardless of her outfit, she seems to have had a good time according to these photos:
The girl designer of PINK has toddler's clothes placed on the walls of her workstation.............hahaah
^Her name is Degen (Lindsay) - given the photos I've found of her (evidence in sig) she seems to want people to know that (a lot)! And that picture is 'Spurious' worthy... 
And, yes, despite the clusterfuck of an outfit foisted upon her (and others, I tell you I completely forgot Sara Sampaio was in the show until I saw that picture of her above) the VS gig is obviously still a good one to have on the CV, and that the calibre of Cintia and Eniko keep going for it speaks volumes. What happens next in the process is anybody's guess. :notsure:
Baron, how did you feel about the 'Cultural Appropriation'?? You White Victim, YOU!
^I do hope the show has plenty of non-British models mangling attempting faux-cockney accents and talking about crumpets and tea like, of course, everybody does in the UK...
Tyra does a particularly obnoxious version. It's times like this I shall miss her presence.
The costumes were pretty hackneyed - and fed into that chimchimneychimchimneychimchimcheree-outdated outlook of the country that Hollywood peddles in. I can only wait nervously as to what music Swift et al butchered accompanied the segment with?
Still, it's times like this that I pull out my other passport and hide behind that... 
Yes, loved The Returned and looking forward to its, uh, return...
I hadn't heard that, although I can't honestly say I'm surprised. If they were to spin it so that the same situation started springing up in other countries, it could be really interesting, but I suppose the more likely outcome is that we get a straight copy. They'll certainly have their work cut out to find another kid as spooky as little Victor... 
^Yes - I should have made special mention of that sinister little bastard! 
Remakes are an homage, I suppose... At least they imply that the original is worth it - although it often just smacks of subtitle-averse laziness. US network TV is a voracious beast though, and it would need more episodes than the measly amount European series generally seem to churn out.
Did you see the 'British Invasion' VSFS pictures Michael*? Feel violated?! 
This past halloween though made me sad because I realized I only have like 3 scary movies
^Which are what?
Is one of them Critters 3?!
bwahaha no
No all the scary movies I own are The Shining, The Crazies, and Dawn of the Dead I own alot of thrillers though, but not alot of horror movies. Pretty much though the only movies I go watch in the theatres are scary movies! There were quite a few good ones this year..
Evil Dead, The Conjuring, and Your Next (which was suprisingly SUPER good)
Did you see the 'British Invasion' VSFS pictures Michael*? Feel violated?!
Only real disappointment was the very sincere and unsarcastic style of presentation, which as we all know, is about as un-British as it gets! Not that one could reasonably expect subtlety to be a particular priority at VSFS, of course. Beyond that, it was more or less what I would have expected - swinging London, cups of tea, mods, bobbies and union jacks. I will admit to being quite fond of Cara Delevingne’s football kit, though.
I'm also keeping my fingers crossed that the final broadcast contains speeded up footage of Ed Razek chasing the girls around the runway, ala Benny Hill.
That said, I do like a bit of marzipan or praline...
After the hearty dinner I just had I sure could use a bit of the praline treatment right about now...
Maybe Eniko and Cintia will get their day. Cintia, however, is the face of a lingerie brand 'Hope' and they have shows of their own.
^Her name is Degen (Lindsay) - given the photos I've found of her (evidence in sig) she seems to want people to know that (a lot)!
And, yes, despite the clusterfuck of an outfit foisted upon her (and others, I tell you I completely forgot Sara Sampaio was in the show until I saw that picture of her above) the VS gig is obviously still a good one to have on the CV, and that the calibre of Cintia and Eniko keep going for it speaks volumes. What happens next in the process is anybody's guess. :notsure:
^I do hope the show has plenty of non-British models
manglingattempting faux-cockney accents and talking about crumpets and tea like, of course, everybody does in the UK...
Tyra does a particularly obnoxious version. It's times like this I shall miss her presence.
The costumes were pretty hackneyed - and fed into that chimchimneychimchimneychimchimcheree-outdated outlook of the country that Hollywood peddles in. I can only wait nervously as to what music Swift et al
butcheredaccompanied the segment with?
Still, it's times like this that I pull out my other passport and hide behind that...
Interestingly enough, they did a British race car driver one which coincides with the recent Film. Why are cockney accents often used? I think there were some in 'Snatch' (Brad Pitt) and 'Layer Cake'