Joe > Average

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm on here enough where if my services were ever needed I'd be more than happy to help in anyway I can.

*cough*make-Pretty-a-mod*cough*

*cough*make-me-one-too*cough*

Look at you, your cheeky GIRLIE you lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Well, Limer, I guess I'm going to have to go back on my practice of responding first off ect. on that one as its one of the best model related questions ever, and I'm the type to ruin it for myself (overthinking/disecting who is most fit for it/who would like it the most and end of with someone I don't even like that much ect.). So I'll have to think on that I guess . But everyone feel free to answer theirs of course .

Well, Limer, I guess I'm going to have to go back on my practice of responding first off ect. on that one as its one of the best model related questions ever, and I'm the type to ruin it for myself (overthinking/disecting who is most fit for it/who would like it the most and end of with someone I don't even like that much ect.). So I'll have to think on that I guess . But everyone feel free to answer theirs of course .

And without meaning to be obvious, I'd easily take Behati hunting with me ( )! This girl was brought up in the African bush, and she can handle a gun. Sure, it'd be more about the camp-fire 'shenanigans' - but, come on!!!

As for football - well, if you're talking 'American' football - then I'd definitely be wanting a US companion to explain it all to me as it went along. And I can think of no better than Josie Maran for that. Reckon she'd be up for hot-dogs and beers, and tailgate parties...

For 'our' football I already know of a few good-time models here in Argentina that love the game and would prove ideal 'dates' - Cecilia Bonnelli and Luli Fernandez have both presented football shows and are rather easy on the eye... If I wanted to impart my infinite wisdom(!) and teach a bright-eyed, innocent newbie to the game, then I guess I'd take Eniko Mihalik. She's Hungarian and therefore might already well know the rules - but as adorable ingénues go, she'd take some beating!

I'd bring Andi Muise to an Ice Hockey game up here

A hokey date sounds interresting. I guess when the puck hits the glass she can grab your arm for comfort ect. or you could grab hers for comfort which ever . Just a random thought speaking of "up here" is it true that Canadians don't lock their doors ? Not that I'm planning some mass burglary of course, just asking .

Canadians lock their doors.... where did you hear that?

And here actually a hockey date is not so uncommon. It might not be NHL but it could be WHL (CHL) for the Vancouver Giants, or even watching some friends play hockey etc... we do use hockey alot lol

Canadians lock their doors.... where did you hear that?

Michael Moore said so, so it must be true

Okay:

1. Sarnia is eastern canada, eastern Canada is different then us in the west. Really, it's different, the culture and everything the landscape, how things run etc... Much like the states and stuff depending where you live the culture is based around different things.

2. There was actually a time in Canada (atleast in vancouver and as you see there) that you could leave the doors unlocked at night, but not now. There's too many people out there that are weird. My dad used to tell me that at night they didn't need keys and would just get driven home or walk and open the door and go to bed.

3. Eastern Canada is different I cannot stress this enough. Really it is. Western Northern and Eastern (an really eastern the islands) are all different etc.. people from PEI have odd accents, you can't understand em Same with any large area country.

4. Hockey is in all honesty a huge part of a fair amount of Canadians lives, some honestly don't care about hockey here. About the only thing we agree on everyone is Tim Hortons (kinda like starbucks? or Dunkin Donuts i guess) My life ya is hockey dominated i play ref and watch it as much as i can. Others not so much The assimilation of Canada and the states at close border towns is kinda scary

5. I live in (not saying my town) British Columbia, Canada. Not Toronto! I have heard people say i live in the province of Canada in the country of Toronto. This is wrong and i will speak up and create a huge scene about this Toronto is as close to an "american" city i'd say as you will see in Canada. Vancouver is close, but not near the level of Toronto.

And thus ends the Uber Canadian post of info.

I think I'd take Marloes hunting. Just because she'd look sexy with a gun in her hands

plus she looks like she's killed several times before

I'd take Emanuela hunting me that so that i can shoot her with a (those things with feathers at the end that make you fall asleep) so that i can take her to special machine that ive built and

switch faces with her.

yes. im a tad bit obessed.

no. actually i'd take Francisco Lachowski out ....probably to the gym, because...well he needs it

^

Awesome photo!

A lucky seal launches itself to safety from the mouth of a great white shark - using the shark's razor sharp teeth for leverage.

Photographer Chris Fallows, 38, watched breathlessly as the Cape fur seal darted left and right in a desperate bid to evade the relentless attack from the 3m shark. The shark caught the seal in its mouth but failed to get a proper grip - allowing the seal to launch itself to safety as the shark tried for a second bite.

The 90cm seal escaped with a minor flesh wound off Seal Island in False Bay, Cape Town, South Africa. The nail-biting battle of wits lasted four minutes.

Fallows, who also runs eco-tourism trips, was amazed to see such a narrow escape. The shark eventually tired of the attack and the seal fled to Seal Island.

"Seals get away about 50 per cent of the time, although very seldom by such narrow margins," Fallows said.

I'd take Emanuela hunting me that so that i can shoot her with a (those things with feathers at the end that make you fall asleep) so that i can take her to special machine that ive built and

switch faces with her.

yes. im a tad bit obessed.

no. actually i'd take Francisco Lachowski out ....probably to the gym, because...well he needs it

Boy needs to eat something.

^ Limer. he has abs. he is amazing. his body and face are wonderful. leave it <3

& Donbot that photo makes me sad poor seal.

Donbot that photo makes me sad poor seal.

It got away!

Read the text under it

@ Nessy He looks like the kid that gets stuffed in the locker at school by real men.

^ good,cause then that makes him un-cool and hopefully therefore un-jerky. AKA- i want him

& Limer your so harsh! he's way too goodlooking to be put in a locker! oh && "men" don't g to school.

and you've upset him now....

Edit: No comment nessy.

And joe :morning: G'day

I'm in a really bad mood , so guess I'll answer later .

Someone get a box of kittens, stat.