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“With incredible speed the sorceress queen suddenly mounted the arms of her dark throne and with a mighty shriek, the sun no longer shown upon the Earth for a fortnight. Crops wilted, children wailed and most terrifying of all, her arid crevasse demanded pleasure from our strongest, most strapping young boys. Their discarded carcasses a testament to her insatiable lust. Plus she reanimated a few and made them practice dance routines. Shit was fucked up.”
– From the personal journal of Christopher Columbus. September 8, 1492.
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^What a wonderful saying! On a similar bent, I like: To a man with a hammer, every problem is a nail...Really? How much have you received?^I'm always up for medals. I miss Capt. Icey - he used to give me them all the time!You deserve a medal!![]()
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There´s always some excuse to diss. We have a saying here in Slovakia, that goes something like this - The one who wants to hit a dog, will find a stick to do it.
As for the medals thing, I think I got most of them for contributions to the Candice thread - you know, back before she became ubiquitous.
Great saying too!
have you another fav ones? I also like this one (not sure if I write it right) - The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
I actually feel sorry for Candice being so overhelmingly popular... it makes her more bad than good I guess? I´d love her to quit VS and focus on HF work - I love her runway pictures and ads and mostly all of her editorials - she really can do her job. Her fans just put me off... and VS pics in which she tries so hard
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^Thank goodness for that! I thought I'd stumbled into an alternate reality there for a moment - where Joe never existed... But then I realised if that were the case then Jennka and donbot were there too, and the chances of that reality having three members of Bellazon falling into it was infinitesimally small!Plus I saw your posts were still here too, Joe.
All in all it was a silly thought.
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Good to see someone finally use the soccer emoticon as a side note
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Favorite or Funniest Posts Not Intended to Be Funny Reloaded
I doubt that any of these were meant to be funny, but all had me laughing out loud, so I saved them on my clip board at the time.
6. Jennka: (Battle of the Bods) Nice legs and nice butt. But damn, those are some BOOBS O_O
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5. Prettyphile: (PERSPECTIVES Competition) she's (Megan Fox) quirky and a horrible actress, but my god she's yummy
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4. "You don't have to ban me because I'm leaving!" I don't remember who or where that was but what was maybe most funny about that is that I didn't have any notion of banning them, but a funny outburst anyway.
3. Ah, good old bluestars. He's definitely an interresting member. He contributes a lot of pics in the GBA and Other Women areas, is not afraid to embark on a philosophical discussion on one hand and on the other hand isn't afraid to let those knuckles drag a bit too. Its kindof awkward to express how funny I think it is at the time I guess due to the fact that its a mostly female forum, it was meant in all sincerity and its happened a lot, but it doesn't make it any less funny.
Member 1: You do know she used to be a prostitute?
Member 2: Those eyes
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bluestars87: (right under the last two posts) I love those breasts.
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2. Lets face it, there's no need to keep asking if someone is the next Adriana, Candice is it. As a result, I am forced to visit the thread from time to time to check for either disputes and other things. On one of my trips the word goddess was said a couple times on the same page, but I found some funny ones for my trouble.
Badboy207: (Candice thread) What a booty! Is it possible or legal to have a body and booty like that?
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1. Baron: Appreciate your company Limey... 10,000 in 7 months 'aint healthy though!
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^I think I probably meant it as a warning - and then he went megalomaniacal on us soon after, so it obviously wasn't heeded!!!Favorite or Funniest Posts Not Intended to Be Funny Reloaded
1. Baron: Appreciate your company Limey... 10,000 in 7 months 'aint healthy though!
Like the list though, Jennka's was my favourite. "1" - what do you have to do to get to "2"?!?! ![]()

^Thank goodness for that! I thought I'd stumbled into an alternate reality there for a moment - where Joe never existed... But then I realised if that were the case then Jennka and donbot were there too, and the chances of that reality having three members of Bellazon falling into it was infinitesimally small!Plus I saw your posts were still here too, Joe.
All in all it was a silly thought.
Good to see someone finally use the soccer emoticon as a side note
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Favorite or Funniest Posts Not Intended to Be Funny Reloaded
I doubt that any of these were meant to be funny, but all had me laughing out loud, so I saved them on my clip board at the time.
6. Jennka: (Battle of the Bods) Nice legs and nice butt. But damn, those are some BOOBS O_O
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5. Prettyphile: (PERSPECTIVES Competition) she's (Megan Fox) quirky and a horrible actress, but my god she's yummy
4. "You don't have to ban me because I'm leaving!" I don't remember who or where that was but what was maybe most funny about that is that I didn't have any notion of banning them, but a funny outburst anyway.
3. Ah, good old bluestars. He's definitely an interresting member. He contributes a lot of pics in the GBA and Other Women areas, is not afraid to embark on a philosophical discussion on one hand and on the other hand isn't afraid to let those knuckles drag a bit too. Its kindof awkward to express how funny I think it is at the time I guess due to the fact that its a mostly female forum, it was meant in all sincerity and its happened a lot, but it doesn't make it any less funny.
Member 1: You do know she used to be a prostitute?
Member 2: Those eyes
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bluestars87: (right under the last two posts) I love those breasts.
2. Lets face it, there's no need to keep asking if someone is the next Adriana, Candice is it. As a result, I am forced to visit the thread from time to time to check for either disputes and other things. On one of my trips the word goddess was said a couple times on the same page, but I found some funny ones for my trouble.
Badboy207: (Candice thread) What a booty! Is it possible or legal to have a body and booty like that?
1. Baron: Appreciate your company Limey... 10,000 in 7 months 'aint healthy though!
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^I think I probably meant it as a warning - and then he went megalomaniacal on us soon after, so it obviously wasn't heeded!!!Favorite or Funniest Posts Not Intended to Be Funny Reloaded
1. Baron: Appreciate your company Limey... 10,000 in 7 months 'aint healthy though!
Like the list though, Jennka's was my favourite. "1" - what do you have to do to get to "2"?!?!
I´m actually thinking about WHO was that lady... I don´t scream BOOBS very often, lol.

^I think it's mainly VS's fault. Evidently they're learnt nothing by thrusting Adriana in our faces previously - until everyone (aside from her hardcore fans) were sick to death of her and started to react negatively. Witness the latest VS Pressroom 'Swim' set - 14 pictures, 7 of which are Candice. :| The latest catalogue has (probably) the most pictures I've ever seen with Behati - but it's still scrambling for space alongside the rest of the rabble at The Candice Show.I actually feel sorry for Candice being so overhelmingly popular... it makes her more bad than good I guess? I´d love her to quit VS and focus on HF work - I love her runway pictures and ads and mostly all of her editorials - she really can do her job. Her fans just put me off... and VS pics in which she tries so hardshe knows better
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I know they're trying to make certain "Angels" into brand names a la Heidi and Tyra - but she is not (and nor are Adriana or Ale, not matter how hard some might think they are) Heidi or Tyra. 'Big' and shouty might not be the way to everybody's hearts - but they obviously have more in their cannon than that (megalomania and sheer force of will?). Candice is a sweet girl who takes good photos in little clothing, but not to everybody - people have different tastes and like variety.
I think this would happen to any girl they would be pushing so hard - like you said, people like diversity and the same thing over and over becomes boring, and finally people get angry when all you see and hear around this forum is "Candice is perfect!" "Candice is perfect" and once again "Candice is perfect!" - in case we still haven´t noticed.
And yes, they will never be like Tyra or Heidi. No matter how much the company will advertise the woman, it needs attitude, character, some kind of... different manner if you know what I mean. You can´t create something like them - it just happens.
But every HF pic of Candice is giving me hope and kills that many silly fans she has and VS trying to ruin her successful carrier
She shows she can do them both - HF and commercial, and that´s great.

^You see? The devil's own... :evil:
I'm pretty pissed off - ImageShack has decided to try and make me hostage to them:
You have 5344 photos stored. Since you're over the 500 photo limit you'll need to upgrade to a Premium account or you'll only be able to keep 500 of your recent photos. Older photos will expire on the 1st of March.
That's all well and good, I don't expect something for nothing, BUT I've had this "free" account since I joined up here in 2007. It's a little like closing the door after the horse has long bolted. <_< Didn't send me an e-mail or anything either, this just turned up when I went on to their site today. So I have 2 weeks notice or most of the images I've put on Bellazon will disappear unless I pay them. Shitty behaviour I think...
I've been using Photobucket for a few months now though since ImageShack kept making things more difficult to use - so I suppose I should have seen this eventuality coming? It's not the cost that's bothering me, just the tactics. Any suggestions? it's a lot of posts to rectify. ![]()

^ I am not Anne V.... I don't wanna be her ![]()
oh wait....

Constance Jablonski, Layla? I would have said Anja, but I didn't think that it fit :-p

^Are you belittling my multi-faceted sign?

You can do better than Adam Levine though, princess... :yuckky:

^Are you belittling my multi-faceted sign?
You can do better than Adam Levine though, princess... :yuckky:
Do you really think so? Haha, I know many think he's a douche, but I find him very handsome... well, not as much as, let's say, 3 years ago-I blame it on his horrible tattoos and hair :morning: ![]()
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Don't worry about that Layla, if they don't work out, Anne will just have to marry a Hedge fund manager ![]()

^You see? The devil's own... :evil:I'm pretty pissed off - ImageShack has decided to try and make me hostage to them:
You have 5344 photos stored. Since you're over the 500 photo limit you'll need to upgrade to a Premium account or you'll only be able to keep 500 of your recent photos. Older photos will expire on the 1st of March.That's all well and good, I don't expect something for nothing, BUT I've had this "free" account since I joined up here in 2007. It's a little like closing the door after the horse has long bolted. <_< Didn't send me an e-mail or anything either, this just turned up when I went on to their site today. So I have 2 weeks notice or most of the images I've put on Bellazon will disappear unless I pay them. Shitty behaviour I think...
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I've been using Photobucket for a few months now though since ImageShack kept making things more difficult to use - so I suppose I should have seen this eventuality coming? It's not the cost that's bothering me, just the tactics. Any suggestions? it's a lot of posts to rectify.
Oy, so u also just recently got this handy pink screen message below <_<

Can't say it doesn't bite the big one here considering many of the older images i have stored here are the ones i want to keep. I guess ImageShack is trying to catch people with there pants down in regards to possibly losing pics if they don't upgrade, nice tactic on there part. Bad way to get us to shake our wallets clean though. Oh well, guess i shall move to another storage site.

^Yes, if they had done this another way I'd be more inclined to stick with them and pay. But there's been no previous warning, or any suggestion, that if you went over 500 you'd be 'pushing your luck'. As I said, I joined up to them when I first started posting stuff here - and that was roughly 4 years ago, so they've had ample opportunity to tell me... Trying to rectify 8000 Bellazon posts will be a pain in the arse though!
But as for joining ImageShack's 'Premium Account' - fuck 'em! ![]()
^If it was me I'd just say sod it and pay. But I appreciate the allure of sticking it to the man <_<
In other news, this is amazing ![]()

^I think I'm going to have to 'stick it' to him after I've first paid him $2 for one month, as I'm not going to sort all those posts out by March 1st...^If it was me I'd just say sod it and pay. But I appreciate the allure of sticking it to the man <_<
Oh, and Skifcha had me the moment I saw he had glasses on - the rest was gilding. Pets dressed up with incredulity on their faces is golden...
^There are certain members with which you could substitute every single post of theirs with that emoticon and it would amount to much the same outcome. And it would be much funnier too!As to emoticons, I've always looked for an excuse to use this one.
